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On September 19, 2008, the scurvy evadarrh said:
What principle of physics does a pyrate keep in mind while transferring the ill gotten gains from the plundered ship to his own?
Arrrrrrchimedes principle!

(You should have learned this in your 7th grade physical science class.)
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On September 19, 2008, one-legged evadarrh said:
What sort of camping equipment would a pyrate steal?
Why, an ArrrrrVeee!
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On September 18, 2008, scurvy dog Anonymous Pirate said:
Where does a pirate buy his medicine?
The Pharrrrrmacy!
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On September 17, 2008, scurvy dog Hana the Hornswoggler said:
What do you call a group of old pirates?
The A-A-RRRRR-P!
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On September 12, 2008, one-legged Benni hanna said:
What do pirates drive when they go to port?
A cARRRRRRR!
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