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On September 10, 2008, the grog-addicted Rich Schonthal said:
What's a pirate's favorite TV show?
Real Time with Bill Mahrrrrrrrrrr!!
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On September 9, 2008, the dreaded DAVEY said:
Did you hear about the pirate with a stomach problem?
He was suffering from diARRRRRrrrrrrhhearhh!!
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On August 8, 2008, regular scallywag Manning Gay said:
What do you get when you mix a pirate with a vampire?
DraculARRRR
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On July 30, 2008, regular scallywag Jerami said:
What did the pirate name his cat?
Garrrrrfield!
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On July 29, 2008, regular scallywag Mitch Pinkerton said:
What did the pirate captain call his collection of ship's logs from plundered vessels?
His ARRRRCHIVES!
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