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On October 7, 2007, the most piratical Alex H said:
What does a pirate always fail during a driving test?
pAAAAAAARRallel pAAAAAAAAAARRRking!
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On September 24, 2007, the dreaded Captain Frank-N-Spank & Tarsha said:
What does a pirate have after he works out at the gym?
Stanky ARRRRrrrrm-pits!
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From: Mi scurvy little Work!
On September 24, 2007, the dreaded Captain Frank-N-Spank! said:
How did the pirate find out that his matey was dead?
The Aaarrrrrr-bituary!!!
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From: Non Existant Sea of AZ!
On September 20, 2007, the scurvy TAarrrsha said:
What's a pirate's favorite animal?
An AARRRmadillo!!
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On September 19, 2007, the grog-addicted Sloanie said:
Did you hear about the pirate on the South Beach diet?
He was cutting back on his CARRRRbs!
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