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On September 19, 2007, scurvy knave Robert Moore said:
Why don't pirates make good life guards?
They dont know C.P. ARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
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On September 18, 2007, salty ol' olivia said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do to people?
Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgery!
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On September 17, 2007, one-legged Charles said:
What do pirate kids in pirate school do that makes the class burst out laughing?
ARRmpit FARRRts!
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On September 17, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Charles said:
What does a pirate celebrate before lent?
MARRdi Gras!
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On September 17, 2007, one-eyed Charles said:
What do you call a pirate who can't move his arms or his legs?
PARRalyzed!
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