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On December 1, 2008, chumbucket lickin' First Mate Purcell said:
What did the pirate say when he stubbed his toe?
DARRRRRN!!!!
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From: My friend Har V D
On November 24, 2008, captain dan-d-man said:
Who do pirates call if their car breaks down?
the Arrrrr.A.C!
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From: ye olde braine
On November 20, 2008, the most piratical Andrew said:
"Did you hear about the pirate's dog who can talk?"

"Really? What does he say?"
ARRRRRRff!
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From: the LBC
On September 28, 2008, the sea-bitten Dread Pirate Christie said:
What's a pirate's favorite celestial event?
The Arrrrraurrrra Boaarrrrealis!
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From: My arrrrrrrse
On September 26, 2008, captain Jillian said:
Who is a pirates favorite American Idol contestant?
David ARRRRchuleta!!
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From: me!