On July 14, 2006, the sea-bitten Christopher said:
What happens when a pirate picks his scabs?
He gets a scaaahhhrr!!
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On July 14, 2006, the scurvy Christopher said:
Where does a pirate go after a hard day of pirating?
To the baaahhhrrr!
From: my head · Link hearrrre!
On July 14, 2006, captain Christopher said:
What did the pet store sales clerk ask the pirate when he was buying his parrot?
So will that be cash, check, or chaaahhhrrrge?
From: my own head · Link hearrrre!
On July 13, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Ross Ibrossco@hotmail.com said:
Did hear about the Pirate that went to University?
Yep, he was studying Arghhhh-chitecture!
From: Made it up myself :D I'm an architecture student. · Link hearrrre!
On July 13, 2006, the scurvy Capt RedBeard said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Star Trek captain?
Jean Luke PicARRRRrrrrd!
From: me brain · Link hearrrre!
On July 13, 2006, captain an Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a pirate spread on his toast?
MAAAAARmalade!
From: A stroke · Link hearrrre!
On July 13, 2006, the most piratical Gammy Legged Phillip said:
What did the pirate do when he brushed his teeth?
He GARRRRgled!
From: my m8 danny · Link hearrrre!
On July 13, 2006, scurvy knave Ash, Mark and Sam said:
Why don't pirates like dogs?
Because they BAAAAAAARk too much!
From: My head · Link hearrrre!
On July 12, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Mark Dawson said:
Why do pirates prefer to sail?
Because they can't drive CARRRRRRRs!
From: England, UK · Link hearrrre!
On July 12, 2006, one-legged Ashley Wicks said:
Where do pirates buy their meat?
At the ButchARRRRRRRRRRR's!
From: My brain · Link hearrrre!
On July 12, 2006, the most piratical Jolly Rodger Josie said:
What does a pirate knit with?
YARRRn!
From: My head · Link hearrrre!
On July 9, 2006, barnacle-bitten Simon said:
What do pirates do after the sun goes down?
They PAARRRRrrrrty!
From: I just thought it up. Is it original? · Link hearrrre!
On July 8, 2006, salty ol' John Alexander said:
What's a pirate's favorite gun?
Arrrtillary!
From: my brain after reading all 300+ · Link hearrrre!
On July 4, 2006, scurvy dog jennifer brown breath said:
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
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On July 3, 2006, land-lubber Hans said:
Why did the pirate travel to Russia?
To visit the Tzarrrrrrr!
From: South Florida · Link hearrrre!