On April 18, 2007, regular scallywag Paige Swaim said:
Why is Bill Clinton a pirate's favorite president?
He's from Aaaarrrrkansas!
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On April 17, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Jeff McGuinness said:
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he is waiting for it he spots a pirate sitting in the corner of the bar. The pirate has two wooden arms and two wooden legs. Naturally curious, the man gets his drink, walks over to the pirate and asks, "Excuse me sir, I hope you don't mind but I couldn't help noticing that you have two wooden arms and two wooden legs. You must have been involved in some fierce sea battles?"
The pirate looked up, paused and said, "Arrrr no... me father was a tree!"
The pirate looked up, paused and said, "Arrrr no... me father was a tree!"
From: Dave 'The Legend' McConnell · Link hearrrre!
On April 16, 2007, scurvy knave Fly Borchetti said:
What did the pirate say when someone called him a name?
I know you ARRRrrrgh but what am 'aye?!
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On April 15, 2007, scurvy dog Dom said:
What is a pirate's favourite retail-based sitcom?
ARRRRRe You Being Served?
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On April 15, 2007, the dreaded Cap'n Alison said:
Why did the pirate join the debate team?
Because he liked to Arrrrrrgue!
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On April 11, 2007, salty ol' Parrot said:
What electronic music do pirates listen to?
Rum n' Bass!
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On April 10, 2007, land-lubber Keith said:
What did the pirate say to his friend who spilled the rum?
PARRRRrrty foul!
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On April 4, 2007, the sea-bitten r. evelyth said:
What is a pirate's favourite crime?
AAAARRson!
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On April 3, 2007, one-eyed Tristan said:
What do you call a happy pirate?
A jolly roger!
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On March 30, 2007, the scurvy Kaptain Kross said:
So this pirate walks into a bar and sits next to a drunken wench.
The wench looks him over and says, "Nice pirate outfit. Where'd you get your earrings?"
The pirate says, "Arr, I bought one from the dollar store on the other side of town and I got the other from the dollar store across the street."
So the wench exclaims, "Wow! Not bad for a buck-an-ear!"
The wench looks him over and says, "Nice pirate outfit. Where'd you get your earrings?"
The pirate says, "Arr, I bought one from the dollar store on the other side of town and I got the other from the dollar store across the street."
So the wench exclaims, "Wow! Not bad for a buck-an-ear!"
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On March 26, 2007, barnacle-bitten Capt. B said:
How does a pirate with two hooks scratch his nose?
Verrrry Carefully! YARRR!!
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On March 26, 2007, scurvy dog al man wilson said:
Why was the pirate late for the weekly raid?
He was in the cARRRRR accident!
On March 26, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Bruce Farrar said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a librarian?
Cap'n Book!
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On March 25, 2007, the dreaded Eve said:
What does a pirate say to his dog when it's time to go for a walk?
Arrrgh, it's time to walk the plank ye sea dog!
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On March 23, 2007, the grog-addicted Diane said:
What did the pirate use to clean his car?
ARRRRmorall!
From: Pirate Friend · Link hearrrre!