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On December 23, 2009, regular scallywag Spencer Prentice said:
A pirate is standing in the paper goods aisle of his local grocery store. He's been standing there looking for 30 minutes when the manager comes up and asks, "You have been here for quite awhile sir. Can I help you find something?"
The Pirate turns and says "No matey, I just can't decide between the Bounty or the CHARRRRRRRRmin!"
The Pirate turns and says "No matey, I just can't decide between the Bounty or the CHARRRRRRRRmin!"
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From: I made it up myself, sARRRY to say. |
On November 30, 2009, one-eyed jake said:
What do pirates do on weekends?
Yarrrrdwork!
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On November 22, 2009, the dreaded Dawson said:
What did the pirate say when someone tried to steal his turkey?
No matey, that's ARRRR turkey!!!
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From: Me noggin |
On November 22, 2009, one-legged Ashly said:
What's a pirate's least favorite insect egg?
A larrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrva!!!
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From: l made it up and from my aunt and uncle!! :) (: |
On November 22, 2009, scurvy knave Da King said:
What protects a pirate from cannon fire?
His shield and ARRRRRMOR!!
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From: My nice niece :) |
