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On June 20, 2010, one-eyed Captain Keith said:
Why do pirates like Apple?
They invented the Ayyyyyyye Pod!
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On June 6, 2010, regular scallywag captain morningwood said:
Why couldn't the pirate get into the nightclub?
He forgot his ID carrrrrrrrrrd!
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On May 19, 2010, the dreaded Michael Baker said:
Where do pirates sell their old ships?
At the YARRRRRRRRRD SAIL!!!
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On May 6, 2010, captain Alex G said:
How does a pirate do calculus?
By taking a derivative with respect to Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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From: I was sitting in advanced engineering mathematics and it came to me.
On April 21, 2010, regular scallywag Anonymous Pirate said:
Twittaaaaaaaarrr.....
that's it.
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