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On March 25, 2010, the grog-addicted Cap'n Quinn said:
Where does a pirate go to sign up for his college courses in scallywaggery?
The registraRRRRRRRRGH!
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From: My mind!
On March 22, 2010, the most piratical Scott Triplett said:
What do you call a gassy pirate??
Farrrrrrrty!
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From: me noggin
On March 16, 2010, one-eyed Daaaaarrrra (Dara) said:
What's a Pirate's Favorite Bar Drink?
A Maaaarrrrtini!
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On March 14, 2010, chumbucket lickin' Belladonna said:
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
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From: Common sense
On February 26, 2010, land-lubber Jasen J. Smith said:
Why was the pirate's son a disappointment to his father?
Because when he grew up he did not want to be a pirate... he wanted to be an ARRRRRtist!!!
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From: I made it up. My Friend Melanie love Pirate jokes and we make them up to amuse each other.