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On September 9, 2010, land-lubber Pirate lass Laura said:
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Aye. Ye might say aarrrrgon, but no, it's the element of surprise!
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On September 9, 2010, seven sea sailin' Pirate lass Laura said:
How do pirates solve their differences?
ARRRRrrrrrrbitration!
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On August 31, 2010, regular scallywag Pirate George said:
What does a pirate put on his peanut butter sandwich?
Jelly Fish!!!!!
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On August 27, 2010, scurvy dog Cap'n Jasper said:
What's a pirate's favourite fish dish?
Pieces of skate!!!
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On August 26, 2010, the scurvy Jon from Saint Paul, MN said:
What did the pirate on Wheel of Fortune say?
I'd like to buy an Ayyyyyy! (buy an eye...get it?)
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