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On November 1, 2009, regular scallywag hunter said:
What do little pirates want to be when they get older?
A CARRRRrrrrrrrgh salesman!!
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From: my dad
On October 11, 2009, one-legged Conor Mulloy said:
Which university societies do pirates always join?
LiterARRRy and debating society, because they love to ARRRgue!!!
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From: Galway, Ireland
On October 10, 2009, the dreaded Courtland said:
Why don't pirates go to college?
Because they're C students!
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From: it's been done
On October 5, 2009, barnacle bitten Tim M said:
Why did the pirate swing at the 3-0 pitch?
He didn't want to walk... the plank.
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From: Baseball
On October 5, 2009, scurvy knave Tim M said:
Why did the baseball coach put the pirate in Center Field?
'Cause he had a cannon!! Arrrgh!
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