On February 13, 2007, the dreaded Dale said:
What is a pirate's favorite soft drink?
ARRRRR-C Cola!
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On February 9, 2007, one-eyed Foxmorton said:
What ye be callin' pirate throw-up?
Pieces o'.......ate!
From: Experience · Link hearrrre!
On February 8, 2007, the most piratical manly said:
What is the only thing that makes pirates queasy?
Scarrrrrrrrs!
On February 6, 2007, the sea-bitten TheNAMMan said:
What's a pirate's favourite compression algorithm?
RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!
From: NAMM2007 · Link hearrrre!
On February 1, 2007, one-eyed BigDirty said:
What's a pirate's favourite video game?
Y-ARRRRRRRRR's Revenge!
On January 30, 2007, barnacle-bitten Capt Pam said:
What sound did the pirate make when he sneezed?
Arrrrchoo!
From: a preschool teacher · Link hearrrre!
On January 28, 2007, the sea-bitten Sarah said:
What's Captain Hook's favorite store?
The Secondhand Shop!
From: Webkinz.com · Link hearrrre!
On January 26, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Tim said:
Why did the pirate carry a pocket fan?
So he can blow ye out of the water!
On January 23, 2007, the scurvy CGC Rush said:
What do you call a pirate with 8 eyes?
PIIIIIIIIRATE
From: The Coast Garrrrd!!! · Link hearrrre!
On January 20, 2007, captain Phil Pham said:
Why do pirates hate people from Boston?
Because they can't pronounce their ARRRGHHHHS!
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On January 14, 2007, the scurvy Cathy Creegan said:
Why did all the ladies love the Latino pirate?
Because he looked like Ricky MAAARRRRRRRtin!!
From: A day of coming up with all possible ARRR jokes · Link hearrrre!
On January 5, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Brad said:
Pirate 1: Arr, did you know I'm part Native American?
Pirate 2: Oh really, What tribe?
Pirate 2: Oh really, What tribe?
Pirate 1: Eye-patchy!
From: Me wench made it up · Link hearrrre!
On January 2, 2007, the scurvy themagicman09 (edit by Captain Karikas) said:
There once was an old pirate captain, and this captain had a son who had no ears. One day the pirate captain picked up some new crew members. As the new recruits got on board the captain told them about his son, and that he was very sensitive about the fact that he had no ears. He said that if they offended his son by saying any thing about his ears they would have to walk the plank! The new pirates were naturally nervous about meeting this boy.
Well, after a while some of the pirates met the boy. The first pirate tried not to look at him, but he couldn't handle it and kept staring. The boy yelled "What are you looking at!?" Hurried to think of an excuse, the pirate said "I was just admiring your hand! Take care of your hand, or you will have to wear a hook like me." "Thank you for the advice", said the boy.
Soon a second pirate encoutered the boy. When he stared at the boy the boy said "What are you looking at!?" "I was just admiring your leg," said the pirate. "You take care of your leg, or you will have to wear a wooden leg like me!" "Thank you for the advice," said the boy.
Later a third pirate encountered the boy and stared. When the boy said "What are you looking at!?" the pirate said "I was just admiring your eyes. You take care of your eyes or you will have to wear glasses like me... and you can't wear glasses, because you don't have any ears to hold them up!"
Well, after a while some of the pirates met the boy. The first pirate tried not to look at him, but he couldn't handle it and kept staring. The boy yelled "What are you looking at!?" Hurried to think of an excuse, the pirate said "I was just admiring your hand! Take care of your hand, or you will have to wear a hook like me." "Thank you for the advice", said the boy.
Soon a second pirate encoutered the boy. When he stared at the boy the boy said "What are you looking at!?" "I was just admiring your leg," said the pirate. "You take care of your leg, or you will have to wear a wooden leg like me!" "Thank you for the advice," said the boy.
Later a third pirate encountered the boy and stared. When the boy said "What are you looking at!?" the pirate said "I was just admiring your eyes. You take care of your eyes or you will have to wear glasses like me... and you can't wear glasses, because you don't have any ears to hold them up!"
On December 23, 2006, scurvy knave Lizzie said:
First sailor: I know a pirate with a wooden leg named Smith!
Second sailor: What's the name of his other leg?
Second sailor: What's the name of his other leg?
From: Mary Poppins (With a few changes by me.) · Link hearrrre!
On December 19, 2006, captain Flip Zigger said:
What is a pirate's favorite army?
The SpARRRRRRRRRRRRtans!
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