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On August 23, 2010, one-eyed Dean Mehling said:
As a child, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
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From: Emo Phillips |
On August 19, 2010, seven sea sailin' Kate and Grief said:
How does a pirate keep fit?
By doing Aarrrroebics at the Gym-Lad!
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On July 22, 2010, chumbucket lickin' James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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From: Colin Cowherd, ESPN SportsNation |
On July 16, 2010, the sea-bitten Ailysch said:
What's a pirate's favorite airport?
La Guarrrrdia!
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From: Made it up this morning |
On June 22, 2010, one-legged Taylor said:
How does a parrot start a knock knock joke?
Squawk, squawk!
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From: my brain |
