On August 18, 2007, the scurvy Claire said:
What do pirates like to do in their spare time?
Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrt!!!
From: Liverpool, England · Link hearrrre!
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On August 17, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' cocktails on wednesday said:
What's a pirate's favorite instrument?
His arrrrmpit! (note to pirate: don't use the hook!)
From: cow · Link hearrrre!
On August 17, 2007, scurvy dog cocktails on wednesday said:
What's a pirates favorite margarine?
Parrrrkay!
From: cow · Link hearrrre!
On August 17, 2007, seven-sea sailin' roxanne said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do with his wife?
Arrrgue!
From: meself · Link hearrrre!
On August 17, 2007, salty ol' cocktails on wednesday said:
Where's a pirate hang his hat?
In the Arrrrmoire!
From: cow · Link hearrrre!
On August 17, 2007, the dreaded Alika said:
What is the name of the pirate tax office?
The Aye. Arrr. S!
From: I might have made it up but am not sure about that (don't want to pirate someone else's joke after all) · Link hearrrre!
On August 15, 2007, regular scallywag rob said:
What we do with a drunken sailor?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning?
We give 'im Alka SeltzARRRR!
From: me own brain · Link hearrrre!
On August 14, 2007, the most piratical Marlo Diaz said:
What's white and hops around a pirate ship?
Arrrrrrrrrabbit!
From: San Diego, California · Link hearrrre!
On August 14, 2007, scurvy dog Katherine Edwards said:
What is a pirate's favourite musical instrument?
A HAAARRRRRP!
From: My head · Link hearrrre!
On August 10, 2007, the sea-bitten The-Captin-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named said:
One pirate said to his fellow crewmate, "Arrrgh, that be a fine looking hook and peg leg ye got for ye'self!"
The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and arm and a leg!"
The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and arm and a leg!"
On August 8, 2007, the most piratical Sharktooth Angie and Pirate Azreal the off white said:
How do you know a true pirate?
We've got scaaARRRGHHs!!!!!
From: The heAARRT. · Link hearrrre!
On August 3, 2007, the most piratical Annie Cook said:
After the storm the pirate captain was marooned on a deserted island. As he explored his desolate surroundings, he noticed that he couldn't find any wildlife.
There was plenty of fresh water, an abundance of coconuts and tropical fruit, and even a nice cache of rum. Finally, after days of searching, he thought he heard the sound of a chicken clucking.
When he found the source of the sound it was actually a parrot prancing around making the clucking sounds of a chicken.
The pirate told the parrot "Stop that clucking. You're not a chicken. You're a parrot. There are no chickens on this bloody island."
The parrot ignored him and continued to prance around saying "Cluck, cluck, cluck, I'm a chicken. I'm a chicken."
The pirate couldn't believe how stupid the parrot was, so he repeated, "I said, stop that clucking! You're not a chicken! You're a parrot! There are no chickens on this bloody island!"
The parrot ignored him again and pranced around saying "Cluck, cluck, cluck, I'm a chicken. I'm a chicken."
The pirate took out his knife and this time he said "I'm really hungry, I think I'll eat this stupid chicken!"
As the parrot flew away, he squawked "I'm a parrot! I'm a parrot! There are no stupid chickens on this bloody island!"
There was plenty of fresh water, an abundance of coconuts and tropical fruit, and even a nice cache of rum. Finally, after days of searching, he thought he heard the sound of a chicken clucking.
When he found the source of the sound it was actually a parrot prancing around making the clucking sounds of a chicken.
The pirate told the parrot "Stop that clucking. You're not a chicken. You're a parrot. There are no chickens on this bloody island."
The parrot ignored him and continued to prance around saying "Cluck, cluck, cluck, I'm a chicken. I'm a chicken."
The pirate couldn't believe how stupid the parrot was, so he repeated, "I said, stop that clucking! You're not a chicken! You're a parrot! There are no chickens on this bloody island!"
The parrot ignored him again and pranced around saying "Cluck, cluck, cluck, I'm a chicken. I'm a chicken."
The pirate took out his knife and this time he said "I'm really hungry, I think I'll eat this stupid chicken!"
As the parrot flew away, he squawked "I'm a parrot! I'm a parrot! There are no stupid chickens on this bloody island!"
From: Me cousin who had him a clucking parrot · Link hearrrre!
On August 1, 2007, land-lubber Alex Hazzard said:
what is a pirate's favourite perfume for the ladies?
Elizabeth Aaaaarrrrrden!
From: myself · Link hearrrre!
On July 24, 2007, the dreaded Jack Sparrow said:
While playing poker, what did the captain say to his first mate when he spilled rum all over the cards?
ARRrrgh matey, swab the deck!!!!
From: My Dad · Link hearrrre!
On July 23, 2007, the scurvy Lolly lala said:
What's a pirates favorite disease?
Scurrrrrrrrrrrvy!
From: me · Link hearrrre!