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On August 19, 2011, the grog-addicted SHAWN MCBEATH said:
How do pirates communicate with their loved ones while out at sea?
With their SMARRRRRT phone!!
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From: MCBEATH OF SCOTLAND
On August 19, 2011, one-eyed Anonymous Pirate said:
What do Pirates order from at a restaurant?
The al a CARRRT menu!
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On July 17, 2011, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What be KE$HA's favorite pirate shanty?
We RRRRR Who We RRRR!!!
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On July 13, 2011, the dreaded Corey said:
How long is a pirate's plank?
A YARRRd!!!
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From: New HampshARRRR
On July 2, 2011, the most piratical will reys said:
What did the pirate think of the wench's booty?
He thought it was plunderfull!
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