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Summer of Piracy!

Posted by Captain Karikas on June 27, 2008 at 10:10 PM

800 JOKES TODAY MATES!!! YARRRGGHH!!!

Avast thar, scurvy rats of the webby seas! After some time at sea your captain is back, with tales to tale, indeed.

I missed PyrateCon 2008, arrrgh. If ye've never laid eyes on this buried treasures of all things pirate, lend a weather eye to their site! Luckily our own Seafair Pirates are landing this 5th of July, to pillage, loot, plunder and roar about Seattle for all Summer and beyond!

I sailed to Central Washington for this year's Sasquatch Festival and had the good fortune of sitting and talking to a member of the pirate band Captain O'Darby and his Matees Three. That be what we call the Pirate Law of Magnetism - Pirates naturally come together where there be grog, arr.

Did ye know there be pirate bug patrol? Arrrrgghhh!! This month I got a joke from the fine people at Pirate Pest Control - guarrrrrranteed to rid you of bilge rats! Thanks matey! Do ya use a cutlass, mate?

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10 responses to "Summer of Piracy!"

On July 09, 2008 at 04:19 AM, Deb, ARRRR spoketh:
At the last minute, I was asked to be the pirate storyteller for my church's summer program. (I know, Jesus/Pirates, hmmmmmmm....) Ye saved me skin, matey!! ARRRRRR to ye!! Thank ye bilge rat!!
On July 21, 2008 at 04:11 PM, anne spoketh:
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Aargh!
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YArrrggghhhh!!!!
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