Summer of Piracy!
800 JOKES TODAY MATES!!! YARRRGGHH!!!
Avast thar, scurvy rats of the webby seas! After some time at sea your captain is back, with tales to tale, indeed.
I missed PyrateCon 2008, arrrgh. If ye've never laid eyes on this buried treasures of all things pirate, lend a weather eye to their site! Luckily our own Seafair Pirates are landing this 5th of July, to pillage, loot, plunder and roar about Seattle for all Summer and beyond!
I sailed to Central Washington for this year's Sasquatch Festival and had the good fortune of sitting and talking to a member of the pirate band Captain O'Darby and his Matees Three. That be what we call the Pirate Law of Magnetism - Pirates naturally come together where there be grog, arr.
Did ye know there be pirate bug patrol? Arrrrgghhh!! This month I got a joke from the fine people at Pirate Pest Control - guarrrrrranteed to rid you of bilge rats! Thanks matey! Do ya use a cutlass, mate?