Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day 2010!
Posted by Captain Karikas on September 17, 2010 at 01:21 AMAvast thar, me hearties! Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day! AYYYEEE have two things to report!
First, thar now be an official Pirate Jokes Android App! If ye keep a Droid at yer site along with yer cutlass, give it a shot. It can be plundered from HERE!
We've passed 950 salty pirate jokes on this fine vessel. It needn't stop there lads, I know ye can conjure up more jokes that end with ARRRRGGGHH!!!
Keep a weather eye on the sea o' piratical puns, me hearties.
I mean...
Me HEARRRRRRRRRRRRTIES!
21 responses to "Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day 2010!"
On September 18, 2010 at 03:48 AM, Cap'n Geech spoketh:
where do pirates keep their hats?
Above there buccaneers.
Above there buccaneers.
On September 18, 2010 at 05:53 AM, Jeff Lichtenstein spoketh:
Since its Yom Kippur today, do you know what significant happens to a Jew when they turn 13?
On September 18, 2010 at 09:42 AM, Jeff Lichtenstein spoketh:
Baaaarrrrr
Mitzvah
Mitzvah
On September 18, 2010 at 03:17 PM, Roberto, The Scurvy Dog o' PR spoketh:
Yo! Love yer site. I just finished a PIRATES 'N RUM post to me Puerto Rican travel site and give ye a big plug.
robertos puerto rico
The Scurvy Dog o' PR
robertos puerto rico
The Scurvy Dog o' PR
On September 19, 2010 at 12:49 PM, Cap'n Jla spoketh:
Why are Pirates called Pirates?
Because they aaarrrrrghh!
Because they aaarrrrrghh!
On September 19, 2010 at 01:47 PM, Cap'n Gaylord spoketh:
Taday, �n comm'ration o� tha In'rnational Talk Like a Pirate Day, Ah thaught Ah'd make ah proclamation, �n tha form o� ah poem, ta celebrate'n this 'ere aspicious o'cassion.
Ah landlubber�s life is jus� not fittn� fur me, my firs� love be found sailin� tha Seas,
Flashin� ten pounder�s an tha sing�n o�swords, � dally�n wythe wenches and pillag�n tha Lords,
Now ah tell all ya young buckos tha�s tha life ah ahdore.
�Oist tha Jolly Roger ahn turn into tha wind, if a Pirate ya be, then ya counts ahs ah friend,
Make way fur Tortuga wythe lots o� doubloons, ahn when ya make port we�ll �owl at moon,
Whisky, rum an tankarrds o' ale, we�ll raise �oly �ell an then we�ll set sail�Yo, Ho, Matey it�s ah Pirate�s life fur me�
Ah landlubber�s life is jus� not fittn� fur me, my firs� love be found sailin� tha Seas,
Flashin� ten pounder�s an tha sing�n o�swords, � dally�n wythe wenches and pillag�n tha Lords,
Now ah tell all ya young buckos tha�s tha life ah ahdore.
�Oist tha Jolly Roger ahn turn into tha wind, if a Pirate ya be, then ya counts ahs ah friend,
Make way fur Tortuga wythe lots o� doubloons, ahn when ya make port we�ll �owl at moon,
Whisky, rum an tankarrds o' ale, we�ll raise �oly �ell an then we�ll set sail�Yo, Ho, Matey it�s ah Pirate�s life fur me�
On September 20, 2010 at 03:51 PM, megan spoketh:
what is a pirates favorite food?
Barbecue
Barbecue
On September 27, 2010 at 06:57 AM, aiden spoketh:
i want to be a pirate
On January 19, 2011 at 04:34 AM, hookster spoketh:
jokes.
What is a pirates favourite alternative excersise?
Pirate-eeeeees (polates)
What is a pirates favourite alternative excersise?
Pirate-eeeeees (polates)
On February 10, 2011 at 04:28 AM, Skeet spoketh:
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye Matey!
Aye Matey!
On March 09, 2011 at 07:59 AM, Crusty Blackeye Pepperbutt spoketh:
What is a Pirate's favorite REstaurant?
AAAARRRRRRRRbys
AAAARRRRRRRRbys
On March 28, 2011 at 08:11 PM, hayley spoketh:
What is a pirates favorite barbeque place?
Spring creek barrrrrbeque!
Spring creek barrrrrbeque!
On April 30, 2011 at 05:37 AM, Brigitte spoketh:
How would you request an RSVP in pirate speak for a birthday party invitation? Thanks!
On May 01, 2011 at 12:33 PM, jay spoketh:
What did the pirate say to the Native American?..... ARRRR U METIS?
On May 09, 2011 at 09:37 AM, Evan spoketh:
What's a pirates favorite letter?
Ye think it's R but it's actually C!
Ye think it's R but it's actually C!
On May 24, 2011 at 06:49 AM, Tanya Lefort spoketh:
Love this site! And if ye like pirates you should check out The Sex Pirates! An awesome pirate band!
On June 03, 2011 at 09:48 AM, Salman Habib spoketh:
This pirrrrrate site is very funny and humorous
On June 03, 2011 at 09:56 AM, Salman Habib spoketh:
What a pirate said to another pirate and he can i drink a rrrrum or walk the plank then third pirate said where my eyepatch and ow that hurt stop that you native american
On July 24, 2011 at 12:07 PM, boobar spoketh:
what do you call a pirate who skips class?
Captian Hookeeyy
Captian Hookeeyy
On September 14, 2011 at 10:02 AM, Larry spoketh:
How much did the Pirate charge to pierce her ears?
A buccaneer !
A buccaneer !
On September 19, 2011 at 07:34 AM, Bob T Bear (esq) spoketh:
Arrr!!!! We be a' doin a special post a'day for Talk LIke A Pirate day, arrr!!! All the Bears are getting eye patches, an we be making the not-a-bears walk the plank! Arr!