Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day 2010!
Avast thar, me hearties! Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day! AYYYEEE have two things to report!
First, thar now be an official Pirate Jokes Android App! If ye keep a Droid at yer site along with yer cutlass, give it a shot. It can be plundered from HERE!
We've passed 950 salty pirate jokes on this fine vessel. It needn't stop there lads, I know ye can conjure up more jokes that end with ARRRRGGGHH!!!
Keep a weather eye on the sea o' piratical puns, me hearties.
21 responses to "Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day 2010!"
Above there buccaneers.
robertos puerto rico
The Scurvy Dog o' PR
Because they aaarrrrrghh!
Ah landlubber’s life is jus’ not fittn’ fur me, my firs’ love be found sailin’ tha Seas,
Flashin’ ten pounder’s an tha sing’n o’swords, ’ dally’n wythe wenches and pillag’n tha Lords,
Now ah tell all ya young buckos tha’s tha life ah ahdore.
‘Oist tha Jolly Roger ahn turn into tha wind, if a Pirate ya be, then ya counts ahs ah friend,
Make way fur Tortuga wythe lots o’ doubloons, ahn when ya make port we’ll ‘owl at moon,
Whisky, rum an tankarrds o' ale, we’ll raise ‘oly ‘ell an then we’ll set sail…Yo, Ho, Matey it’s ah Pirate’s life fur me…
What is a pirates favourite alternative excersise?
Spring creek barrrrrbeque!
Ye think it's R but it's actually C!
A buccaneer !