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Avast, it be Talk Like A Pirate Day 2011

Posted by Captain Karikas on September 19, 2011 at 06:23 PM

Ahoy me scurvy joke lubbers!

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day to ye! Just a few pointers to help preparrrrrrre you for this fine day:

  • Brush up on your pirate talk at the official Talk Like A Pirate Day web site!
  • We all be modern pirates here, it be ok to have some coffee instead of grog... as long as it's at Starrrrrrrbucks (or a similar place with an R in the name)
  • Follow the captain's Twitter feed for jokes every hour today! Shiver me timbers!

Be sure to leave something piratical in the comments - fair winds to ye, arrrrrrr!!!

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15 responses to "Avast, it be Talk Like A Pirate Day 2011"

On November 19, 2011 at 10:43 PM, cap joe spoketh:
ahoy ahrrrrrgh
On November 21, 2011 at 01:02 PM, blackbart spoketh:
Oi would loik to be able to put me image upon this wall is there any body out there ready to aquiesse my request?
On December 08, 2011 at 02:28 AM, Peter Kaye spoketh:
I LOVE PIRATES.
ONE DAY I SHALL BECOME ONE. THEYVE INSPIRED ME TO BE WHO I AM TODAY. I LOVE YOU
On December 08, 2011 at 02:32 AM, Deanna Crosby spoketh:
UR JKES R CRAP BRAP!
On January 25, 2012 at 04:20 AM, Commadore Marrrrrrk spoketh:
Peter Kaye...WE ALL LOVE PIRATES. And behold, you RRRRR one already (in your head?) Be what you want to be matey, and remember, Cap'n P*ssGums always said, ' aarrrgggeee matey , the heads RRR the best'.
On January 30, 2012 at 03:44 AM, captain sarisha spoketh:
Um, I already am I pirate. I live on a 1982 tayana 37 sailboat. And you always think a pirates favorite letter is R but aye, its really the C.
On February 05, 2012 at 05:10 PM, Scurvy cannonballs spoketh:
Q. when do pirates need viagra? When their timbers are shriveled
On April 03, 2012 at 04:56 AM, Allen D Brown spoketh:
Arg
On May 02, 2012 at 12:53 PM, scurvymilkbeard spoketh:
What's a pirates favorite passage in the bible? AAAAAARRRRRmageddon
On July 10, 2012 at 07:57 AM, captain nabiha spoketh:
ahoy me hearties ye scurvy lads enjoin your day arrgh i am already a pirate(not really) ha haaaaaaaargh!,ye know i donno what a pirates fav letter is though i know mine is N
On July 23, 2012 at 10:22 PM, Captain Ivanashankabitch spoketh:
Where be the auper mario 64 fun facts ye scurvy mate/mate-ets!
On August 14, 2012 at 02:21 AM, the scrvy dog named me denis arrrfffter me aul man spoketh:
arrrr this be pleasing to me eye about twenty turns of the hour glass have went by arrrrrr and still no sleep and sum scrvy rrrrrrrrrrrriidden dog stole me rrrrrrrrruum
On August 15, 2012 at 06:46 PM, Jeff spoketh:
What be a pirate's favorite store? Wal Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!!!!
On August 16, 2012 at 11:11 AM, Jeff spoketh:
What brand of deodorant does a pirate use? Right Guarrrrrrrrrrrrd!!!!!!!
On August 26, 2012 at 07:14 AM, Salty Dog Davey spoketh:
Avast! What be a pirates favorite radio station me lads? NP Aaaaarrrrhhh! savy?!

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