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Cutlasses ahoy for Talk Like A Pirate Day 2009!

Posted September 14, 2009 by Cap'n Karikas

Even this kid can be a pirate! Avast me hearties! International Talk Like A Pirate Day comes aboard this Saturday, September 19th! Sharpen yer hook and pack yer spare eyepatch, it's time to unleash yer pirattitude across the seven seas!

For this Captain, I'll be headed to the Portland Pirate Festival - quite an impressive lineup this year, arrrgh!

There be some other events world-wide listed on the official site: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/tlapd09_2.html. If ye don't have an event... starrrrrrrt one!

Unprepared for Saturday?

Technologically advances pirates, check out TLAP on Twittarrrrrrrr!!!

Ye have no excuse, matey... be a pirate this Satarrrrrday!

Lastly, from me hearty Jim "Pistol o'Cannon" Cunningham:
We be the Whydah Pirate Museum of ol' Provincetown on Cape Cod. We exibit the waarld's only authen'icated pirate treashaar - that o' Black Sam Bellamy's flag ship the gally WHYDAH [pernounc'd Wih-duh], which wreck'd off Wellfleet a' Cape Cod in 1717 with five tons o' gold -n- silvaar abaard. It wer recover'd by famed explaarer Barry Clifford (that be me boss) in 1984. He done brung up now some 200,000 thouzen arteefax, display'd in his museum which be sponsaar'd by ye Nation'l Geografik. Barry also be the author of six books on the pirate ship WHYDAH and Black Sam, and ABC aired in 2003 one o' them tv shows based on his life a'called "ADVENTURE, INC."

Our website be: www.Whydah.com

and, our traveling museum with National Geographic: www.fieldmuseum.org/pirates

Fair weather to ye,
- Captain Karikas

Photo sent in from the land lubbin' Warren Wilkins!

Shouts from the crew (7)

Tricia Drake — September 19, 2009
Just noticed that there are 2 new apps on the iTunes store - one is a Pirate Insult Generator (free) and the other is a Pirate Utility which translates your insult into pirate and allows you to e-mail directly from the app. Pirate Monkeyness I think is the developer. Kinda fun!
Ray Gregoire — September 21, 2009
Here's a Pirate Joke I wrote: What's a stuttering pirate's favorite song? Answer: I, I, I, I, I'm not yer steppin' stone." But then I realized I could be arrested for telling that joke! The charge, "pirating a Monkees song."
Carl Gundestrup — October 23, 2009
I have a kids audio series I am trying to promote. www.talesofdavyjones.com see the video. I'd love to link with you. Carrrrl
Josh — November 25, 2009
Most unoriginal site ever. Every joke simply includes a word with the letter "r" in it. The punch line is just holding down the "R" key. That's only funny once, maybe twice. How about something different.
jot — February 24, 2010
hi mr blooobbbbyyyy : D
Captain B — July 5, 2010
Why did the Pirate wear a ships steering wheel on his pants? I don't know but it was driving him friggin nuts!
Carl Gundestrup — March 5, 2011
Would you be interested in selling my audio adventure. Tales of Davy Jones, Quetzalcoatl? Winner of the "Mom's Choice Awards" For excellence in family friendly media. tales of davy jones . com

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