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Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, 2012

Posted by Captain Karikas on September 18, 2012 at 03:15 PM

Avast! On this year's Talk Like a Pirate Day, the crew at PirateJokes.net be happy t' say that we've passed our 1,000th pirate joke!

It comes from Richie, who asks:

Q: In Battleship, why do pirates always lose?
A: Their ships are always on the "C"s!

Blast me barnacles! Our salty thanks to Richie an' all the pirates out there contributin' their jokes o'er the years. I mean, yearrrrrrrs.

Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day, be sure to leave something piratical in the comments - fair winds to ye mates, yarrrr!!!

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14 responses to "Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, 2012"

On September 18, 2012 at 07:58 PM, Jay Salazar spoketh:
How does a pirate speak? With a sandy voice, matey.
On September 19, 2012 at 01:40 AM, Lily spoketh:
My school is having a talk like a pirate day on the 21st
On September 19, 2012 at 07:42 AM, Arizona Pyrate Wench spoketh:
(warning - a bit naughty)
Why did the Wench want to please the Pyrate in the hot tub?

So she could "blow" him out of the water...
On September 19, 2012 at 10:18 AM, Sea Nelson spoketh:
What be a pirate's favorite letter?

One would think the arrr, but nay, it'd be the
Ceee.
On September 19, 2012 at 12:58 PM, Carla spoketh:
How does a pirate hit someone?
With his right hook!
On October 03, 2012 at 03:09 PM, Josh spoketh:
What did the pirate say to the storm.


Blow me!!!!!
On October 03, 2012 at 03:09 PM, Josh spoketh:
What did the pirate say to the storm.


Blow me away
On November 28, 2012 at 07:17 PM, Martin King spoketh:
Where do pirates go to have fun?

The ARRRcade!!!
On April 05, 2013 at 06:22 AM, captin decker spoketh:
Why are pirate's called pirates.. Cuz they arrrr
On June 10, 2013 at 11:47 AM, Griffin spoketh:
A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants The bar tender says why you have a steering wheel in your pants The pirate says I don't know why but its driving me nuts
On June 12, 2013 at 06:43 AM, Pirate Julius spoketh:
Whats the favorite wind from pirates?

A fARRRRRt
On July 29, 2013 at 01:36 PM, Captain malcolm spoketh:
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
Because the Captain was standing on the deck!

Knock knock
Who be there?
Interrupting pirate
Inter- AAARRRGGHH

What is a pirates favourite film?
Booty and the beast

Cheers for all yer jokes, pirate lovers, now I'm off to get a nice bottle of me rum!
On July 30, 2013 at 04:13 AM, Saskiac spoketh:
Knock knock
Whos there
Argh
Argh who
Argh sounds like r which comes after q and comes before s
On July 30, 2013 at 04:14 AM, Saskiac spoketh:
Knock knock
Whos there
Argh
Argh who
Argh sounds like r which comes after q and comes before s

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