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Posted by Captain Karikas on September 13, 2007 at 12:47 PM

Ahoy thar! After years of sailing the pirate seas in our old ship, we've gotten a piratical makeover. PirateJokes.net has a new look and some new stuff, grab yer rum and have a look around.

Much more is to come, but as Talk Like a Pirate Day is right arrrround the corner, we had to sail our new ship a bit early, mates.

Lots of news comes with our scurviest of holidays. Monkey Giacomo would like to give every London pirates a jab in the ribs with his cutlass, and invites ye down to 's official Talk Like a Pirate Day party on September the 22nd! More details here, arrr!

Pirate Festival in Portland, OR! Next weekend - yarrgh, 'tis the place to be, me hearties!

Now a couple plugs from your fearless captain. View my gallery of self-admiration at the Harry Potter Book 7 Pirate Party Hopping Flickr Stream! Also, don't forget to check out the official PirateJokes.net Booty Store - thar be booty galore for all your peg-legged needs.

Have ye a great Talk Like a Pirate Day and have some grog for me!

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9 responses to "All aboard the Pirate Joke Galleon!"

On September 19, 2007 at 04:28 AM, matt spoketh:
jokes
On September 19, 2007 at 05:09 AM, noob spoketh:
this was noob
On September 19, 2007 at 05:35 AM, Donna Tietz spoketh:
Arrr what fun!
On September 19, 2007 at 04:00 PM, Angi spoketh:
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!
On September 20, 2007 at 10:45 PM, A Scurvy Sailor spoketh:
A land lubber mate o' mine told me half a joke, but doesn't know the punchline..... Can any of me hearties help???? It goes like this: What's the difference between Long John Silver, a parrot and Black Beard????
On September 21, 2007 at 11:17 AM, Captain Karikas spoketh:
Ahoy Scurvy! Ye've stumped the pirate king of high-seas hilarity. Y'er bilge rat mate told ye' a joke with no punchine, which can be often be more funny than a real pirate joke.

Y'er real answer be: Chuck Norris gave all three black eyes.
On September 21, 2007 at 03:02 PM, Viva La Ninja Pirate spoketh:
Where does a pirate doe his christmas shopping aaaaaarrrrrrrgos!!!!
On September 30, 2007 at 08:20 PM, keelhaul spoketh:
How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buck-an-ear Aaaaarrrrrrrhhhh
On October 08, 2007 at 02:15 PM, Blackbird spoketh:
Why is a Pirate called a Pirate?
Cause they AAARRRRRR

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