Avast! While the excitin' pirate events of the summer are past, we still have Halloween to look forward to.
A quick look 'round yer local costume shops quickly reveals that this is the year of the pirate! Ne'er before have I seen such swashbucklery in the aisles! Really, everywhere you look there be pirate costumes - French pirates, pirates of the Caribbean, wenches, knaves, parrots, the whole boat!
I've always been one to don a new outfit for Halloween... but since I'm already a pirate, I'd have to dress up as something else. Last year it was 'space pirate'. But this year, I have me wits about me and will be a living, breathing pirate joke. 'Tis a fine ideaaarrrrrgh!
Hope ye' had a scurvy Talk Like A Pirate Day!
11 responses to "Halloween Ahoy!"
hallween joke for a piece
we call it . if i don't have a
piece i won't get any sweets
Why didn't the pirate go trick-or-treating?
...it was too FARRRRRRRRrrrrrgh to walk to get his MARRRRRrrrrsss BARRRrrrgghhss!
I loves this place!!
"Arrrghhh," the pirate exclaimed, "it's drivin' me nuts."