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Halloween Ahoy!

Posted by Captain Karikas on October 15, 2007 at 04:20 PM

Avast! While the excitin' pirate events of the summer are past, we still have Halloween to look forward to.

A quick look 'round yer local costume shops quickly reveals that this is the year of the pirate! Ne'er before have I seen such swashbucklery in the aisles! Really, everywhere you look there be pirate costumes - French pirates, pirates of the Caribbean, wenches, knaves, parrots, the whole boat!

I've always been one to don a new outfit for Halloween... but since I'm already a pirate, I'd have to dress up as something else. Last year it was 'space pirate'. But this year, I have me wits about me and will be a living, breathing pirate joke. 'Tis a fine ideaaarrrrrgh!

Hope ye' had a scurvy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

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8 responses to "Halloween Ahoy!"

On October 23, 2007 at 10:08 AM, Chloe spoketh:
I think this website is silly because there is no jokes in it or any thing funny

On October 23, 2007 at 09:07 PM, Captain Karikas spoketh:
ARRRRrrgggghhhh ye drinking Hate-o-rade?
On October 25, 2007 at 06:31 AM, rachie spoketh:
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On October 30, 2007 at 11:25 AM, Jarrrrrrrghhh-emy spoketh:
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On October 31, 2007 at 09:59 AM, Captain Karikas spoketh:
Happy Halloween! Here's a quickie:

Why didn't the pirate go trick-or-treating?

...it was too FARRRRRRRRrrrrrgh to walk to get his MARRRRRrrrrsss BARRRrrrgghhss!
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On November 20, 2007 at 06:26 AM, it be Jeffro spoketh:
Did'ja read about the matey who walked into a bar with a steering wheel affixed to his breeches? He took a seat, and the bartender brought the matey a beer. The bartender asked, "So, uh, what's with the wheel attached to your crotch, Matey?

"Arrrghhh," the pirate exclaimed, "it's drivin' me nuts."
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