Pirate-in-Chief: Pirates Invade White House

Posted May 20, 2009 by Cap'n Karikas

Avast! After all the skulduggery of the Somali pirates and the U.S. response, the Obama administration came to one clear conclusion: sit down for one-on-one meetings with the pirates.

As you can see in these official White House press photos, ourrrr pirate brethren have made it all the way to the top: meeting with the President.

One-on-one with Barrrrrrack!
One-on-one with Barrrrrrack!

Yer hide be lucky ye don't shake me hook!
Yer hide be lucky ye don't shake me hook!

You know we sent our best representative because he still has both his legs. Shiver me timbers! A special YAARRRGH!! to Scurvy @ScottieYahtzee and kutthroat @KMFDuh for bringing it to the captain's attention.

Shouts from the crew (6)

Potty the Pirate — June 4, 2009
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mark — July 19, 2009
this web site is da bomb
testington — July 31, 2009
Um, does whoever designed this site know the definition of "one liner"? Because non of those jokes are one line.
Josh — August 5, 2009
The hook is on a different hand in either picture...
von — August 10, 2009
I, this site makes me butt pucker somrthing fearce. arrrrrrrrr
Cutthroat Flynn — August 14, 2009
arrrr i'll be a' frequentin' this this site more than th' port royal brothel! ar, i mean ar.. tavern! ai the th taverrrrn arrr

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