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Pirate-in-Chief: Pirates Invade White House

Posted by Captain Karikas on May 20, 2009 at 09:17 PM

Avast! After all the skulduggery of the Somali pirates and the U.S. response, the Obama administration came to one clear conclusion: sit down for one-on-one meetings with the pirates.

As you can see in these official White House press photos, ourrrr pirate brethren have made it all the way to the top: meeting with the President.

One-on-one with Barrrrrrack!
One-on-one with Barrrrrrack!

Yer hide be lucky ye don't shake me hook!
Yer hide be lucky ye don't shake me hook!

You know we sent our best representative because he still has both his legs. Shiver me timbers! A special YAARRRGH!! to Scurvy @ScottieYahtzee and kutthroat @KMFDuh for bringing it to the captain's attention.

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6 responses to "Pirate-in-Chief: Pirates Invade White House"

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