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On July 8, 2006, scurvy knave Pedro said:
What's a pirate's favorite play in basketball?
A HOOK-SHOT!
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On July 4, 2006, regular scallywag Espi said:
Where does a pirate go to college ?
HARRRVARRRD!
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On July 4, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Bobilicious said:
Why don't pirates smoke?
Because they wear a patch!
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On June 28, 2006, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's best feature?
His booty!
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On June 20, 2006, the most piratical victor said:
Why was the little pirate boy in the hospital?
Because he was fully sea sick!
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