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On May 11, 2006, one-eyed Redruth, servant to Squire Trelawney said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with Santa Claus?
Yo ho ho ho!
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On May 1, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Rob S. said:
Why did the pirate father stop the car?
He went nuts when his son kept asking "ARRRRRRRRR we there yet?"
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On April 30, 2006, scurvy knave Muel said:
What did the 100 year old pirate say when he saw a ghost?
Arrrrr, me HEARTY!
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On April 28, 2006, the sea-bitten DA Kommisssar said:
What do you call a good looking pirate girl?
Aye Candy!
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On April 9, 2006, captain Jeremy McCormick said:
Where do pirates put their stuff at the gym?
In Davey Jones' Locker.
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