On September 19, 2008, scurvy dog Drew Badwin said:
What disease do old pirates suffer from?
Parrrrkinsons disease!
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On September 19, 2008, salty ol' Drew Baldwin said:
What kind of shoppers are pirates?
Barrrrrrrgain shoppers!
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On September 19, 2008, the sea-bitten an Anonymous Pirate said:
Where do pirates work in the off season?
Pharrrrmacies!
On September 19, 2008, the scurvy Drew Baldwin said:
What do pirates put on toast?
Marrrrmalade!!!
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On September 19, 2008, seven-sea sailin' evadarrh said:
What principle of physics does a pyrate keep in mind while transferring the ill gotten gains from the plundered ship to his own?
Arrrrrrchimedes principle!
(You should have learned this in your 7th grade physical science class.)
(You should have learned this in your 7th grade physical science class.)
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On September 19, 2008, the dreaded evadarrh said:
What sort of camping equipment would a pyrate steal?
Why, an ArrrrrVeee!
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On September 18, 2008, one-legged ppp said:
Why did the sea bed blush?
Because the sea weed!
On September 18, 2008, one-eyed an Anonymous Pirate said:
Where does a pirate buy his medicine?
The Pharrrrrmacy!
On September 17, 2008, the most piratical Hana the Hornswoggler said:
What do you call a group of old pirates?
The A-A-RRRRR-P!
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On September 12, 2008, barnacle-bitten Ryan Huber said:
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
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On September 12, 2008, scurvy dog Benni hanna said:
What do pirates drive when they go to port?
A cARRRRRRR!
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On September 10, 2008, salty ol' Rich Schonthal said:
What's a pirate's favorite TV show?
Real Time with Bill Mahrrrrrrrrrr!!
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On September 9, 2008, land-lubber DAVEY said:
Did you hear about the pirate with a stomach problem?
He was suffering from diARRRRRrrrrrrhhearhh!!
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On August 31, 2008, salty ol' Craig D said:
What is a pirate's favourite type of music?
Arr and B!
On August 19, 2008, one-legged pirate Pete said:
Why was the pirate's butt so big?
He kept stealing everyone's booty!
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