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On April 10, 2011, the most piratical Wayne said:
What is a Pirate's favorite former nation?
The U-S-S-AAAAAAAAAAAAR!
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On April 9, 2011, the sea-bitten zyla said:
Why did the pirate buy an eyepatch?
Because he didn't have enough money for an iPad!!!
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On March 12, 2011, regular scallywag Austin's rockin' RealtorŪ said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do with a cell phone?
Scan Q-ARRRR codes!
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On March 5, 2011, scurvy dog blackbeard said:
What did the pirate get when he hit the skeleton?
A skull and very CROSS bones!
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On February 15, 2011, chumbucket lickin' mad john flint said:
Why is the Jolly Roger grinning?
Because they crossed his funny bones! Arrgh!
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