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On December 28, 2015, the sea-bitten Captain Jelly Legs said:
What is a scallywag pirate's favorite glass of wine?
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On September 18, 2015, the scurvy Crafted by Will, posted by Drew said:
What do you get when you teach pirates how to sing?
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From: Barbershop Singing Convention in Tampa Bay during annual Pirate Festival
On September 17, 2015, the scurvy Sonny A. said:
What does a pirate do when he's too wasted to get back to his ship?
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From: Half original/ half I looted from other pirates
On August 26, 2015, one-legged too sense said:
A pirate goes to the doctor to get the moles checked on his back. The doctor says, "There's nothing to worry about, they're benign."

The pirate looks at him surprised and says... "Shiver me timbers! When I spied them in me looking glass this morning, there be only 3!”
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From: reworked old badly written joke
On July 1, 2015, chumbucket lickin' scurvy dog said:
Why did the pirate refuse to say, "Aye, Aye, Captain"?
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