Barnacles! (About)

Avast thar! This ship be run by Captain Karikas, scourge of Seattle USA's saltiest seas. Lovin' pirate humor like a land-lubber loves land, the Captain plotted a course to fulfill his destiny: accumulate the largest chum bucket of pirate jokes the world has ever seen. Thar's wind in me sails and bad puns ahead! We've been sailin' since March 2005 and won't stop 'til me heartie's run through with a rusty cutlass.

Got a pirate joke? Leave your booty here. Want to browse the hold? Set sail for every joke aboard, or read the Captain's Blarrrg.

PirateJokes.net has been plunderin' laughs on the high seas of the internet for two decades. In 2026 she got a fresh coat of paint and a modern hull — same salty jokes, faster ship. Arrr!