On September 21, 2009, salty ol' an Anonymous Pirate said:
What is a pirate's favorite restaurant for Kids Meals?
Harrrrrdees!
Every joke in the hold
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On September 20, 2009, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Arr, they say that pirates are real tough. So tough, that they don't ever cry! But...
That's not true. They do cry, but when they do, it's a private tear!
From: Mud Bay Jugglers at 2009 Portland Pirate Festival · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2009, the scurvy Dread Pirate Roberts said:
What do you call a person who steals from pirates to give to the rich and poor?
Robin Hook!
From: Took someone elses joke and made it better. · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2009, the grog-addicted Direz said:
What do pirates believe in?
D-ARRRRR-winism!!!
From: Places Unknown · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2009, one-legged Captain Cutlass said:
Why did the little pirate want to continue the family business?
Because his dad got to play "hooky" at work!
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On September 19, 2009, one-eyed Captain Cutlass said:
What does a pirate wear for Halloween?
A pumpkin patch!!!
From: orignal · Link hearrrre!
On September 18, 2009, barnacle-bitten Harrr harrr harrr said:
What do you call a used cigarette wearing a patch?
A butt pirate!!!
From: Me. · Link hearrrre!
On September 18, 2009, scurvy dog Wadder said:
Who always gets their share of the pirates' loot?
The I.RRRRRR.S!
From: Thought of it while working · Link hearrrre!
On September 17, 2009, seven-sea sailin' Frank the Iron Fist said:
How do pirates communicate with dogs?
Pirate: AARRRrrrr!!!!
Dog: AAARRRRrrrff, AAAAARRRRrffff!!
Dog: AAARRRRrrrff, AAAAARRRRrffff!!
From: Me own noggin · Link hearrrre!
On September 15, 2009, salty ol' Cap'n Scurvy Dog Steve said:
A pirate recently retired and joined the American Association of Retired, Reprehensible, Rapacious, Rabid Guys, otherwise known as AARRRRG!
From: Dirty-dog Dougo · Link hearrrre!
On September 12, 2009, the dreaded Cap said:
What's a pirate's girlfriends name ?
Carrrrrrrrrmen!
From: South Shore Marina · Link hearrrre!
On September 12, 2009, land-lubber Cap said:
Why wouldn't the pirate eat any beans?
Because they made him FARRRrrrrrt!
From: South Shore Marina · Link hearrrre!
On September 12, 2009, the sea-bitten Cap said:
Whats a pirate's favorite sport ?
Arrrrena football!
From: South Shore Marina · Link hearrrre!
On September 12, 2009, the grog-addicted Cap said:
Why do pirates like pizza?
Because it has pepARRrrrrroni!
From: South Shore Marina · Link hearrrre!
On September 9, 2009, one-eyed Dan and Ryan said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Thundercat?
Sn-aaaarrrrrrrrrrr-ff!
From: two stupid people in a dorm · Link hearrrre!