On October 18, 2007, one-legged Captain Murrrrrrphy said:
What is a pirate's favorite dessert?
Peach cobblARRRRR!!
From: a harrrrrd night out with me crew!!! · Link hearrrre!
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On October 11, 2007, salty ol' Owen said:
What has five eyes, ten ears, and five legs?
Five pirates!
From: My daughter (9 yrs) · Link hearrrre!
On October 11, 2007, the dreaded nibbers said:
Why do pirates hate playing Golf?
The never know the YARRDage to the hole!!!!
From: made up · Link hearrrre!
On October 7, 2007, the sea-bitten Alex H said:
What does a pirate always fail during a driving test?
pAAAAAAARRallel pAAAAAAAAAARRRking!
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On September 30, 2007, one-eyed LARRRRRRs said:
How do pirates like their math homework?
hARRRRRd!
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On September 28, 2007, scurvy knave The BOBS Fan said:
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie!
From: Me own charred remains of a brain · Link hearrrre!
On September 26, 2007, the dreaded Coral Cockles said:
Why is there a 'D' in 'bandana'?
If there wasn't, us pirates would be wearing bananas!
From: Whitby International Pirate Society (Wh.I.P.S) · Link hearrrre!
On September 24, 2007, the grog-addicted Alika Campbell said:
Why was the pirate drafted first into the NBA?
He had an awesome hook shot!
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On September 24, 2007, captain Captain Frank-N-Spank & Tarsha said:
What does a pirate have after he works out at the gym?
Stanky ARRRRrrrrm-pits!
From: Mi scurvy little Work! · Link hearrrre!
On September 24, 2007, one-legged Captain Frank-N-Spank! said:
How did the pirate find out that his matey was dead?
The Aaarrrrrr-bituary!!!
From: Non Existant Sea of AZ! · Link hearrrre!
On September 20, 2007, barnacle-bitten Salty Sea Snoop Dogg said:
Who's a pirate's favourite author?
J Aaarrrrggh Aaaarrrggh Tolkien!
From: Me treasure trove of laughter! · Link hearrrre!
On September 20, 2007, scurvy knave TAarrrsha said:
What's a pirate's favorite animal?
An AARRRmadillo!!
From: pirate land · Link hearrrre!
On September 20, 2007, scurvy dog Matt Sprinkle said:
What do you call a pirate who can't conduct a good raid?
The pillage idiot. Har!
From: I made it up yesterday at a pirate party, but maybe someone else has already done it. It is kind of obvious. In fact maybe it's more of a viking joke now that I think about it... · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2007, the scurvy Sloanie said:
Did you hear about the pirate on the South Beach diet?
He was cutting back on his CARRRRbs!
From: Me own head · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2007, barnacle-bitten Jake Tran said:
Why do all pirates have eyepatches?
Chuck Norris.