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Welcome aboard ye scurvy International Talk Like A Pirate Day bilge rats!

Treat yer scurvy with a pirate joke!
Thar be plenty o' joke booty here, the finest of the seven seas.

On July 25, 2008, scurvy knave Marcus said:
Why did the pirate run aground?
His eye-patch was the wrong prescription!
Rate this joke!
Arrr, ye've already voted - vote again and ye'll sleep with Davy Jones!
From: Los Angeles
Hit me again! Thar be plenty more where that came from!
Fire starboard! Another joke!


Check out the Captain's Blarrrg, last written on September 19, 2016:
" Ahoy matey, and another happy Talk Like a Pirate Day to ye! We've swabbed the deck with some new pirate jokes, full of AYE-Phones and Uberrrrrrrrrs,..." See more!

Yarrrgh matey, ye've been boarded!
Prepare to be gutted with laughs, quartered by puns, and walk the plank of ARRRRRS!
Today we carry 1,066 jokes below deck!