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Welcome aboard ye scurvy International Talk Like A Pirate Day bilge rats!

Treat yer scurvy with a pirate joke!
Thar be plenty o' joke booty here, the finest of the seven seas.

On March 20, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What size mug of whiskey does a pirate order?
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Check out the Captain's Blarrrg, last written on September 19, 2016:
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Yarrrgh matey, ye've been boarded!
Prepare to be gutted with laughs, quartered by puns, and walk the plank of ARRRRRS!
Today we carry 1,069 jokes below deck!