On September 12, 2007, the sea-bitten Robyn Irving said:
Why didn't the pirate take a shower before walking the plank?
He knew he would wash up on the shore later anyway!
From: my brain (adapted it from an old Natalie Wood joke) · Link hearrrre!
Arr, ye've been boarded!
Prepare to be gutted with laughs, quartered by puns, and made to walk the plank of ARRRRRs. Today we carry 1,066 jokes below deck.
Fire starboard — another joke! 🏴☠️
Chart yer course
Browse every joke in the hold, the mighty ARR! jokes, quick one-liners, salty pirate stories, the dreaded Top 20, or the Cap'n's own favorites. Got a good one? Leave yer booty here.
Fresh from the Captain's Blarrrg (September 19, 2016):
“Ahoy matey, and another happy Talk Like a Pirate Day to ye! We've swabbed the deck with some new pirate jokes, full of AYE-Phones and Uberrrrrrrrrs, yarrrgh! I'd like to share with…” Read on!