On September 19, 2009, one-legged Captain Cutlass said:
Why did the little pirate want to continue the family business?
Because his dad got to play "hooky" at work!
From: original · Link hearrrre!
Arr, ye've been boarded!
Prepare to be gutted with laughs, quartered by puns, and made to walk the plank of ARRRRRs. Today we carry 1,066 jokes below deck.
Fire starboard — another joke! 🏴☠️
Chart yer course
Browse every joke in the hold, the mighty ARR! jokes, quick one-liners, salty pirate stories, the dreaded Top 20, or the Cap'n's own favorites. Got a good one? Leave yer booty here.
Fresh from the Captain's Blarrrg (September 19, 2016):
“Ahoy matey, and another happy Talk Like a Pirate Day to ye! We've swabbed the deck with some new pirate jokes, full of AYE-Phones and Uberrrrrrrrrs, yarrrgh! I'd like to share with…” Read on!