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Ahoy - before ye fire your cannons of salty wit, be sure your joke is original.
Any keel rats who send me these jokes will taste me cutlass!
Now fire over something hilarrrrrrrious!
What kind of joke be this?
Avast, what's the joke?
Arrrr, the punchline!
(leave blank for
story jokes, yarr)
Where does this pearl
of pirate humor come from?
What be ye name?
Have ye a site or email now?

Yarrgh, what happens after a submission?

In about 2-6 weeks, if your joke is new and original, it will appear on the site! Notifications are not sent out, so check the 'All Jokes' link to see if you're on (the newest ones are at the top).

Pirate's Code of Joke Submission

By submitting a joke you are authorizing to use your joke in any ways deemed appropriate by pirate-kind, publication and commercial advertising. In all cases the submitter will be credited for their joke. Do be aware that many jokes have been submitted at an earlier time and an earlier submitter may be credited.

Piratical Privacy Policy

Your email address, if submitted, will absolutely not be used for any spamming whatsoever. We be privacy-lovin' pirates, we arrrrre. Your IP address will be recorded, but only for statistical reasons (geo-location of joke submission). I also get a ton of spam through this form and like to see who sends me the most (China is way in the lead, followed by Russia and South America).