On February 1, 2008, scurvy knave D. Heitt said:
What do pirates get when they lay in the grass?
ChigARRRs!
From: D. Heitt · Link hearrrre!
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On January 25, 2008, the scurvy Dorde said:
Why aren't there any painkillers on pirate ships?
Because parrots eat them all (parcetamal)!
From: A pirate themed joke book · Link hearrrre!
On January 10, 2008, the most piratical Jose said:
What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich and gives to the poor?
Robin Hook!!!!
From: Me mind · Link hearrrre!
On January 1, 2008, seven-sea sailin' Micaela Mcleod said:
What's the difference between Santa and a pirate?
Santa's nice and pirates will kill you if you give them a present (treasure)
From: i made it up myself!!!!! · Link hearrrre!
On December 11, 2007, one-legged one eyed joe said:
What technological advance helped the Pirates win the Battle of Britain in 1940?
The radarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
From: ye old peg leg · Link hearrrre!
On December 4, 2007, scurvy knave Jolly Holly said:
How does a pirate say "thank you" in Japanese?
ARRRRRigato!!!
From: The Jolly Holly · Link hearrrre!
On November 18, 2007, regular scallywag Bobby said:
How did the pirate get a promotion?
Lots of HAAARRRRGGhhd work and dedication!
From: Ye' Ol R.Salerno · Link hearrrre!
On November 11, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Cody Kubiak said:
What do pirates eat in the army?
M. ARRRRR. E's!
From: My brain · Link hearrrre!
On November 11, 2007, barnacle-bitten Saltyfighter on Puzzle Pirates said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
A Squashbuckler!!!
From: A valentine card form last year. · Link hearrrre!
On November 8, 2007, land-lubber SvendBramer said:
What did pirate say, when asked about why the sun is rising in the east??
Hell, I don't know! That's just the way things ARRRRR!!
From: Viby J. Denmark · Link hearrrre!
On November 5, 2007, the grog-addicted Salty Cayman Dog said:
How do pirates make their money?
By hook or by crook!
On November 1, 2007, captain andrea said:
How does a pirate like his steak?
CHARRRRRRED!!!!!
From: me · Link hearrrre!
On October 31, 2007, the most piratical Svend Bramer said:
How did the pirate measure his ship?
He used a YAARRRdstick!
From: Viby J, Denmark · Link hearrrre!
On October 24, 2007, scurvy knave Saucy Sara said:
Who did the pirate have a crush on?
CindAAARRella!
On October 24, 2007, scurvy dog Saucy Sara said:
What did the pirate say to his girlfriend?
Hello DAAAArrrling!