On August 8, 2008, seven-sea sailin' Manning Gay said:
What do you get when you mix a pirate with a vampire?
DraculARRRR
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On July 30, 2008, regular scallywag Jerami said:
What did the pirate name his cat?
Garrrrrfield!
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On July 29, 2008, one-legged Mitch Pinkerton said:
What did the pirate captain call his collection of ship's logs from plundered vessels?
His ARRRRCHIVES!
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On July 25, 2008, the most piratical Marcus said:
Why did the pirate run aground?
His eye-patch was the wrong prescription!
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On July 2, 2008, the scurvy Ronald the Red said:
What do Pirates always smoke after a lusty battle?
A cig-AAAAARRRRRGH!!
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On June 19, 2008, one-legged CybARRRludite said:
What shall we do with a drunken sailor, err-li in the mornin'?
Put him in charge of the Exxon tanker...
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On June 12, 2008, the most piratical Pirate Scum said:
What did the pirate get on the test?
A high sea!
On May 30, 2008, scurvy knave Phillip McGuinness said:
Did you hear about the pirates who went to Alpha Centauri?
They spent four and a half years at c!!!
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On May 20, 2008, salty ol' canoedad said:
How did the captains of Spanish treasure ships keep their cool?
They wore anti-pers-pirate!!!
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On May 16, 2008, regular scallywag Pirate Bvizz said:
What is a pirate's favorite NFL team?
The Green Bay Packers because of Brett FaRRRRRRRRRrrrrve!
On May 14, 2008, one-legged !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:
What happened to the people who wrote the lame pirate ARRRRrrrrgh jokes?
They got HOOKED!!!
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On May 10, 2008, the most piratical Jay Lee said:
Where do pirates shop for their clothes?
The Salvation ARRmy!!!
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On April 21, 2008, land-lubber Allison Fleischhauer said:
What did the pirate do on his vacation to the mountains?
He stood on top of a mountain and said, "Yarrrrghalayyheeeeehooo!!!!"
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On April 9, 2008, one-eyed Joseph said:
What do Mexican pirates eat?
Chili con cAAAARRRRrne!!!!
On April 4, 2008, barnacle-bitten Bloody Nuala said:
What is the greatest pirate college rock band?
Arrr. E. M.
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