On May 15, 2009, the sea-bitten Ranzoon said:
Why do pirates like to play Chinese Checkers?
Because it's got a star board!!!!
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On May 15, 2009, captain Taz said:
When the pirates noticed that their skin was rough, they blamed the corsair.
Harrrrr!
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On April 22, 2009, one-eyed Jon White said:
What do pirates wear when going out to a posh restaurant?
An ARRRRRRRmani suit!!
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On April 21, 2009, the most piratical Buck said:
Why don't pirates eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
Because they can't open the JAAAAAARGH!!!
On March 29, 2009, land-lubber Iron Tom Vaine said:
What do you get when you cross an emergency department doctor and a pirate?
A man that asks you, "what brings you to my E. RRRRRRRRR?
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On March 24, 2009, captain GypsyDee said:
What happened when Redbeard the Pirate fell into the Blue Sea?
He got Marooned!
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On March 21, 2009, scurvy knave Genesis Phrigustus said:
A pirate walks into a bar... bang!
Curse you eye patch and your side effect of poor depth perception!
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On March 17, 2009, seven-sea sailin' Kitten said:
What's a pirate's favorite breakfast pastry?
Pop TARRRrrrts!
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On March 14, 2009, the sea-bitten Burt Johnson said:
Do you know any pirate jokes?
Neither do "ayyyyyy!"
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On March 13, 2009, the scurvy Martini Bob said:
Why was the pirate's paperwork all in duplicate?
He was found of CAARRrrbon copies!!!
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On March 13, 2009, the grog-addicted Martini Bob said:
Who is the most popular late night show host among pirates?
Johnny CARRRrrson!!
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On March 5, 2009, the most piratical White Beard said:
What type of stereo speakers is a pirate partial to?
Haaarrrrrrman/Kaaaarrrrrdon!
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On February 11, 2009, one-legged Alsamer John Gross said:
What's a pirate's favorite part of a song?
The hook!
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On February 5, 2009, land-lubber Cap'n Joe said:
Who is a pirate's favorite civil rights activist?
MARRRRRRRtin Luther King!!
On February 5, 2009, the sea-bitten phatnadz said:
What do Jamaican pirates listen to?
Bob MaRRRRRley!!
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