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On May 16, 2012, the dreaded Robin Yardley said:
If you see a person Not wearing a 3 cornered hat, not wearing an eye patch, without a wooden leg and with no parrot on his shoulder. What is he likely to be ?
A pirate in disguise!
From: Its a "Dad joke"...It came to me whilst talking to my daughter about Intrenational Talk Like a Pirate day |
On May 13, 2012, scurvy dog Kathy Logsdon said:
Why did the Pirate end up in Jail?
He was ARRRESTED and charged with ARRRMED robbery and ARRGRIVATED assault!
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From: me |
On May 13, 2012, land-lubber KATHY LOGSDON said:
what did the Pirate name his tripletts?
ARRRTHUR, ARRRNOLD and ARRRCHIBALD!
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From: Kathy |
On May 13, 2012, one-legged Kathy Logsdon said:
What is Pirate's favorite Caribbean place?
ARRRUBA!
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From: my friend BARRY |
On April 24, 2012, land-lubber Richie said:
In Battleship, why do pirates always lose?
Their ships are always on the "C"s!
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From: A brain in a Jarrrrr. |