On August 30, 2009, the dreaded Elizabeth Holcombe said:
What does a surfer pirate say?
GnARRRRRRRRly dude!
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On August 14, 2009, the most piratical romeyus said:
What is a pirate's favorite way to fly?
A helicoptAAARRR!!
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On July 19, 2009, land-lubber Captian Aarrrrron said:
Why did the Pirate get a BUI (Boating While Intoxicated) ????
Because he was drunk leaving the baaarrrrrrr!!!
From: Florida · Link hearrrre!
On June 29, 2009, barnacle-bitten sam-i-am said:
Why would a pirate be afraid of a woman?
He's afraid he'll get hooked on her!!!
From: my friends crazy head! · Link hearrrre!
On June 24, 2009, salty ol' David Sands said:
Why did the pirate make everyone stand at the back of the ship?
Because he was being very stern!
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On June 23, 2009, the sea-bitten an Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a pirate call his friends in the military?
"Arrrrrrrr me" maties!!!
On June 21, 2009, one-eyed Jd said:
What's a pirate's favorite restaurant??
Olive GaRRRRRRRRRRden!!!
From: my aunt and uncle · Link hearrrre!
On June 21, 2009, chumbucket-lickin' Arrrrtie said:
3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates.
From: Friends · Link hearrrre!
On June 16, 2009, scurvy dog Captain "Cannon Balls" MacFadyen said:
Why do young pirates always fail when saying the alphabet in kindergarten?
Because their fathers insist that there are seven Cs!!!!
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On June 10, 2009, land-lubber Travis Bishop said:
What do pirates wear in the winter?
Long Johns!
From: Martinsburg, WV · Link hearrrre!
On June 10, 2009, the sea-bitten i dont no said:
What are a pirate's favorite shoes?
Sketcharrrrrrrrrs!!!
From: my mom · Link hearrrre!
On June 9, 2009, the scurvy Pirate Diva said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop!!!!!!!
From: Myself · Link hearrrre!
On June 8, 2009, the grog-addicted ms. springaaarrrrrrrrrr(aka)brilly said:
What is a pirate's favorite tv show?
Chaarrrrrrrrles in Chaaarrrrrrrrrrrge!!
From: got drunk, made it up · Link hearrrre!
On May 31, 2009, one-legged an Anonymous Pirate said:
Why did the pirate get an A+ in debate class?
Because he loved to ARRRRRRgue!
From: Me skull! · Link hearrrre!
On May 18, 2009, salty ol' ARRRRRRen said:
What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
The ARRRRRmy National GuARRRRRd!!
From: the grimey depths · Link hearrrre!