On February 4, 2009, the scurvy Antoine said:
Where do pirates go to have fun?
To the CARRRRRRRNIVAL!!!
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On January 30, 2009, chumbucket-lickin' brainbox said:
What do pirates like to hunt?
Jaguarrrrrs!
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On January 26, 2009, scurvy knave James Smith said:
What's a pirates favourite
toothpaste?
toothpaste?
Arrrrm and Hammer!
From: Stansted · Link hearrrre!
On January 23, 2009, seven-sea sailin' Alex Fantastico said:
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!
From: Made it up for Pirate Christmas! · Link hearrrre!
On January 14, 2009, regular scallywag Cap'n Billy the Butcher said:
Top 10 things overheard at the dinner table that show your child is quickly becoming a pirate
(10) "You can flog me, but I'm not eating creamed spinach."
(9) "I've buried me treasure in the mashed potatoes."
(8) "I'll need another ration of grog if you expect me to eat these peas."
(7) "Your tuna noodle casserole would be perfect to fill cracks in the deck."
(6) "This chicken tastes like the parrot I was forced to eat after being marooned on an island for 30 days."
(5) "I wouldn't serve brussel sprouts to even the prisoners in the brig."
(4) "If I eat all my food, can I plunder the neighbors before I go to bed?"
(3) "This burger is fatty enough to grease a mast."
(2) "Too many vegetables - too little shark."
(1) "What did they do with the last cook's body after he was hung from the yardarm?"
(10) "You can flog me, but I'm not eating creamed spinach."
(9) "I've buried me treasure in the mashed potatoes."
(8) "I'll need another ration of grog if you expect me to eat these peas."
(7) "Your tuna noodle casserole would be perfect to fill cracks in the deck."
(6) "This chicken tastes like the parrot I was forced to eat after being marooned on an island for 30 days."
(5) "I wouldn't serve brussel sprouts to even the prisoners in the brig."
(4) "If I eat all my food, can I plunder the neighbors before I go to bed?"
(3) "This burger is fatty enough to grease a mast."
(2) "Too many vegetables - too little shark."
(1) "What did they do with the last cook's body after he was hung from the yardarm?"
From: Me book, GUIDE TO PIRATE PARENTING · Link hearrrre!
On January 10, 2009, one-eyed me said:
Who gets all their movies for free?
Pirates!
From: a video · Link hearrrre!
On January 8, 2009, chumbucket-lickin' an Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirate's favorite section of the newspaper?
LettARRs to the EditARRR!
On December 23, 2008, land-lubber robby said:
Where do Pirates do their banking?
Wells Farrrrrgo!
From: cerebral carrrrtex · Link hearrrre!
On December 23, 2008, the sea-bitten robby said:
What did the 86 year old Pirate get for his birthday?
Arrrrrthitis!
From: cerebral carrrrrtex · Link hearrrre!
On December 23, 2008, the scurvy Toby said:
What type of vehicle do pirates use to transport goods whilst on land?
An Arrrrrrrrrrticulated Lorry!
On December 15, 2008, captain yarrrrrrrr mom said:
What did the pirate throw at George W. Bush?
His Sketcharrrrrrrrs!!!
From: a drunk night at the barrrrrrrr · Link hearrrre!
On December 7, 2008, barnacle-bitten Jason Hill said:
What did the pirate say to man who insulted him?
I know you ARR, but what am AYE?!!!!
From: Heard it around the interblags · Link hearrrre!
On December 2, 2008, scurvy knave Lucky Rocket said:
Why did the pirate send his hot dog back at Nathan's?
Because it was a salty dog!
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On December 1, 2008, salty ol' First Mate Purcell said:
What did the pirate say when he stubbed his toe?
DARRRRRN!!!!
From: My friend Har V D · Link hearrrre!
On November 24, 2008, the grog-addicted dan-d-man said:
Who do pirates call if their car breaks down?
the Arrrrr.A.C!
From: ye olde braine · Link hearrrre!