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On November 21, 2006, the most piratical Landen Flanders said:
A pirate had a parrot that wouldn't stop swearing. He tried everything. Finally one day, when the parrot started swearing, he threw it into the freezer and left it there for over an hour.
Finally, the pirate retrieved his parrot from the freezer. The parrot came out, shaken, and said "I promise, I'll be good from now on. But, I have just one question... What did the turkey do?????"
Finally, the pirate retrieved his parrot from the freezer. The parrot came out, shaken, and said "I promise, I'll be good from now on. But, I have just one question... What did the turkey do?????"
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On September 20, 2006, the grog-addicted Suryakant said:
A pirate walks into a bar. It's a strange looking pirate. The bartender asks him,
"Hey, what's with the green skin and pointy ears?"
The pirate says...
"I'm from MARRRRRRRRRRS!!"
"Hey, what's with the green skin and pointy ears?"
The pirate says...
"I'm from MARRRRRRRRRRS!!"
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From: ME OWN GROG-NOGGIN', ARRRRGH !! |
On September 19, 2006, one-legged Bryce said:
A pirate was standing on the crow's nest and then he slipped and fell. He fell through the first floor, then he fell through the second floor, then he fell through the third floor and hit the bottom floor of the ship!
The first mate comes up to him and asks "Are ye all right matey?"
The pirate replies, "Arrr, yes... I've been through hardship before!"
The first mate comes up to him and asks "Are ye all right matey?"
The pirate replies, "Arrr, yes... I've been through hardship before!"
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From: I made it up |
On September 18, 2006, barnacle bitten Mr. T said:
After a particuliarly long fight at sea the winning captain comes ashore to find a large crew of media. The reporters fight to ask questions before the Captain finally singles out one attractive, young reporter, who asks: "Captain, Where did you learn such amazing tactics? was it the Navy?"
The Captain, obviously amused replied:
"Well it sure wasn't the ARRRRRmy!"
The Captain, obviously amused replied:
"Well it sure wasn't the ARRRRRmy!"
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From: A BA in bad humorology |
On July 2, 2006, seven sea sailin' Anis Abuzeid said:
On a scale from 1-10 I rate cherry pie an 11!
That's my famous "pie rate" joke!
That's my famous "pie rate" joke!
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From: The infamous "Blue Q" |
