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On September 29, 2010, the most piratical Captn Crunch said:
Why can't tree-huggers be pirates?
Because they ARRR Land Lubbers!!!!
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On September 21, 2010, regular scallywag Hanserelli said:
How do pirates talk to each other?
Aye to Aye!! (while covering one eye)
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On September 18, 2010, captain Barnacle Barry said:
Why don't pirates need lawyers?
They prefer to settle through ARRrrrbitration!
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On August 27, 2010, land-lubber Cap'n Jasper said:
What's a pirate's favourite fish dish?
Pieces of skate!!!
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On August 26, 2010, the grog-addicted Jon from Saint Paul, MN said:
What did the pirate on Wheel of Fortune say?
I'd like to buy an Ayyyyyy! (buy an eye...get it?)
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