Pirate One-Liners
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On September 20, 2009, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Arr, they say that pirates are real tough. So tough, that they don't ever cry! But...
That's not true. They do cry, but when they do, it's a private tear!
On September 19, 2009, one-legged Captain Cutlass said:
Why did the little pirate want to continue the family business?
Because his dad got to play "hooky" at work!
On September 18, 2009, barnacle-bitten Harrr harrr harrr said:
What do you call a used cigarette wearing a patch?
A butt pirate!!!
On June 29, 2009, barnacle-bitten sam-i-am said:
Why would a pirate be afraid of a woman?
He's afraid he'll get hooked on her!!!
On June 24, 2009, salty ol' David Sands said:
Why did the pirate make everyone stand at the back of the ship?
Because he was being very stern!
On June 23, 2009, the sea-bitten an Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a pirate call his friends in the military?
"Arrrrrrrr me" maties!!!
On June 21, 2009, chumbucket-lickin' Arrrrtie said:
3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates.
On June 16, 2009, scurvy dog Captain "Cannon Balls" MacFadyen said:
Why do young pirates always fail when saying the alphabet in kindergarten?
Because their fathers insist that there are seven Cs!!!!
On June 10, 2009, land-lubber Travis Bishop said:
What do pirates wear in the winter?
Long Johns!
On June 9, 2009, the scurvy Pirate Diva said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop!!!!!!!
On May 15, 2009, the sea-bitten Ranzoon said:
Why do pirates like to play Chinese Checkers?
Because it's got a star board!!!!
On May 15, 2009, captain Taz said:
When the pirates noticed that their skin was rough, they blamed the corsair.
Harrrrr!
On March 24, 2009, captain GypsyDee said:
What happened when Redbeard the Pirate fell into the Blue Sea?
He got Marooned!
On March 21, 2009, scurvy knave Genesis Phrigustus said:
A pirate walks into a bar... bang!
Curse you eye patch and your side effect of poor depth perception!
On March 14, 2009, the sea-bitten Burt Johnson said:
Do you know any pirate jokes?
Neither do "ayyyyyy!"
