On December 28, 2015, regular scallywag Captain Jelly Legs said:
What is a scallywag pirate's favorite glass of wine?
CARRRRbernet!
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Pirate One-Liners
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On September 18, 2015, the sea-bitten Crafted by Will, posted by Drew said:
What do you get when you teach pirates how to sing?
Harrrr-mony!
From: Barbershop Singing Convention in Tampa Bay during annual Pirate Festival · Link hearrrre!
On July 1, 2015, land-lubber scurvy dog said:
Why did the pirate refuse to say, "Aye, Aye, Captain"?
Because he's only got one eye.
On March 6, 2015, the sea-bitten Clay said:
What did the pirates say when they saw their treasure room was on fire?
Arrrr, we gotta get our booty outta here!
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On February 3, 2015, one-eyed Dr. Charles G. Waugh said:
What keeps a parrot on a pirate's shoulder?
Poligrip! (polly-grip)
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On January 7, 2015, the sea-bitten Hoory said:
What do you call a pirate on drugs?
Hooked!!
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On November 27, 2014, one-legged Dan said:
Where does a pirate go to get a hole in his sail fixed?
The whole-sail store!
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On November 11, 2014, scurvy dog Rondo Goldwyn said:
What does ya call a pirate in great shape?
Gym lad!!!
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On October 28, 2014, the sea-bitten Ben Stinson said:
What do you call a pirate's one true love?
His soulmatey!
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On May 4, 2014, barnacle-bitten CaptFunBad said:
Why did the pirate give up golf?
He kept hooking the ball!
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On February 1, 2014, scurvy knave an Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirates favourite song?
Gang-plank style!
On January 23, 2014, the dreaded Morien Jones said:
What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
I, I, R, and the 7 Cs.
On October 30, 2013, the grog-addicted James Craven said:
What has eight eyes, eight arms and eight legs?
Four rookie pirates!
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On September 28, 2013, barnacle-bitten Black Ragnar said:
How did the Jewish pirate pay for his drinks in the Portobello Tavern?
With pieces of seven.
From: Made it up after having a drink with a Jewish pirate. · Link hearrrre!
On July 31, 2013, seven-sea sailin' DaddyPirate said:
What's a pirates favorite kind of fish?
A GOLDfish!
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