On March 3, 2007, scurvy knave Capt. Rhone said:
What did the pirate say after he clogged the toilet?
I knew I should have plundered that plunger!
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Pirate One-Liners
Showing jokes 151–165 of 260 scurvy jokes.
On February 22, 2007, regular scallywag Cptn Andrew McVicar said:
Did you here about the pirate who lost all his money?
He was HOOKED on gambling!!
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On February 13, 2007, the dreaded Dale said:
What is a pirate's favorite soft drink?
ARRRRR-C Cola!
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On February 9, 2007, one-eyed Foxmorton said:
What ye be callin' pirate throw-up?
Pieces o'.......ate!
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On January 28, 2007, the sea-bitten Sarah said:
What's Captain Hook's favorite store?
The Secondhand Shop!
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On January 26, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Tim said:
Why did the pirate carry a pocket fan?
So he can blow ye out of the water!
On January 23, 2007, the scurvy CGC Rush said:
What do you call a pirate with 8 eyes?
PIIIIIIIIRATE
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On January 5, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Brad said:
Pirate 1: Arr, did you know I'm part Native American?
Pirate 2: Oh really, What tribe?
Pirate 2: Oh really, What tribe?
Pirate 1: Eye-patchy!
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On November 10, 2006, scurvy knave A Saavy Sea Lass said:
Why did the pirate only buy half of a recliner?
He only needed to put one leg up!
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On November 10, 2006, seven-sea sailin' A Saavy Sea Lass said:
What side of a pirate boat does a pirate not want to be on?
The outside!
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On November 3, 2006, scurvy knave cy said:
What's the smelliest part of a pirate ship?
The poop deck!
On November 2, 2006, seven-sea sailin' JACK SPARROW said:
What did the pirate ride to work?
A seahorse!!
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On October 17, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Rick & Saul said:
How do pirates get from Ship to Ship
By Taxi Crab!
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On October 13, 2006, the grog-addicted Bruin said:
How did the pirate feel after drinking rum all night?
Groggy!
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On October 13, 2006, regular scallywag Bruin said:
How do you scare away a pirate?
You tell him you've got a colony of termites, and you're not afraid to use it!
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