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On April 7, 2010, scurvy knave James Craven said:
Did you hear about Apple's new technology for pirates?
The iPatch!
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On April 7, 2010, the dreaded James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite movie?
"Booty and the Beast"!
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From: The guys at SportsNation 3/23/10
On April 5, 2010, the grog-addicted Redbeard said:
What be having 8 eyes and 8 legs?
I say nay, it not be a spider... but it be eight pirates! Aarrr!!!!
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From: A pirate
On March 14, 2010, one-legged Belladonna said:
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
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On February 21, 2010, the most piratical Kimmy said:
What do you call a pirate with a peg leg on ice?
A protractor!!!
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