On July 22, 2010, the most piratical James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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Pirate One-Liners
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On June 22, 2010, the sea-bitten Taylor said:
How does a parrot start a knock knock joke?
Squawk, squawk!
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On June 20, 2010, the grog-addicted Captain Keith said:
Why do pirates like Apple?
They invented the Ayyyyyyye Pod!
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On April 20, 2010, the dreaded Aaarrr(ggghhh)ron Hrcka said:
Why did the pirate have trouble keeping his car on the road?
Because the road was SCURVY!!!
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On April 7, 2010, one-eyed man said:
What kind of grades did the pirate get in school?
HIGH SEAS!
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On April 7, 2010, chumbucket-lickin' James Craven said:
Did you hear about Apple's new technology for pirates?
The iPatch!
From: SportsNation at ESPN · Link hearrrre!
On April 7, 2010, barnacle-bitten James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite movie?
"Booty and the Beast"!
From: The guys at SportsNation 3/23/10 · Link hearrrre!
On April 5, 2010, scurvy knave Redbeard said:
What be having 8 eyes and 8 legs?
I say nay, it not be a spider... but it be eight pirates! Aarrr!!!!
From: A pirate · Link hearrrre!
On March 14, 2010, one-legged Belladonna said:
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
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On February 21, 2010, the scurvy Kimmy said:
What do you call a pirate with a peg leg on ice?
A protractor!!!
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On February 19, 2010, the grog-addicted Math Teacher! said:
What did the ocean say to the pirate Captain?
Nothing, it just waved!!!
From: Pirate's Cove Lore Galore Volume 4 Issue 1 · Link hearrrre!
On February 10, 2010, chumbucket-lickin' James Craven said:
What do pirates say before they fight?
"Let's get ready to RUM-ble!"
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On November 18, 2009, seven-sea sailin' James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite golf shot?
The Hook! Right into the water.
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On October 5, 2009, the dreaded Tim M said:
Why did the pirate swing at the 3-0 pitch?
He didn't want to walk... the plank.
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On October 5, 2009, land-lubber Tim M said:
Why did the baseball coach put the pirate in Center Field?
'Cause he had a cannon!! Arrrgh!
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