On September 12, 2008, barnacle-bitten Ryan Huber said:
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
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Pirate One-Liners
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On January 28, 2007, the sea-bitten Sarah said:
What's Captain Hook's favorite store?
The Secondhand Shop!
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On October 13, 2006, regular scallywag Bruin said:
How do you scare away a pirate?
You tell him you've got a colony of termites, and you're not afraid to use it!
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On July 11, 2006, the sea-bitten Charles Hanion said:
What's the favorite part of a birthday party for a pirate?
Da-balloons!!
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On September 26, 2008, the grog-addicted Tessy said:
What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!
From: My ingenios pirotic mind · Link hearrrre!
On April 7, 2010, one-eyed man said:
What kind of grades did the pirate get in school?
HIGH SEAS!
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On March 14, 2010, one-legged Belladonna said:
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
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On November 17, 2010, land-lubber First Mate Albert said:
What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
One's a rumbling tummy, and the other's a tumbling rummy!
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On September 19, 2006, land-lubber Genevieve Atkerson said:
Why is pirating addictive?
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
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On August 14, 2006, one-legged Scott said:
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
The captain was standing on the deck!
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On July 22, 2010, the most piratical James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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On September 28, 2007, scurvy knave The BOBS Fan said:
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie!
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On July 27, 2006, the sea-bitten Jim V. said:
Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
He had a killer left hook!
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On January 23, 2014, the dreaded Morien Jones said:
What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
I, I, R, and the 7 Cs.
On January 23, 2009, seven-sea sailin' Alex Fantastico said:
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!
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