On February 21, 2015, one-legged Anthony Nichols said:
Why did the pirate ask to get a mortgage with 3.142 percent interest?
He wanted the pi-rate!
From: Myself · Link hearrrre!
Pirate One-Liners
Showing jokes 1–15 of 260 scurvy jokes.
On January 7, 2015, the sea-bitten Hoory said:
What do you call a pirate on drugs?
Hooked!!
From: Great Britain · Link hearrrre!
On May 4, 2014, barnacle-bitten CaptFunBad said:
Why did the pirate give up golf?
He kept hooking the ball!
From: Meself I thinks · Link hearrrre!
On April 14, 2013, scurvy dog Andrrrrrrew said:
What's the next pirate Internet sensation?
Planking!!!
From: Andrew Harris · Link hearrrre!
On February 15, 2013, one-legged mike p said:
How does a pirate feel about his spouse?
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's wife for me!
From: mike p · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2011, one-legged Frank said:
Pirates get a bad rep. They're not all bad.
Granted, they're not saints, but many have been cannonized!!
From: Self · Link hearrrre!
On July 22, 2010, the most piratical James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
From: Colin Cowherd, ESPN SportsNation · Link hearrrre!
On March 14, 2010, one-legged Belladonna said:
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
From: Common sense · Link hearrrre!
On February 21, 2010, the scurvy Kimmy said:
What do you call a pirate with a peg leg on ice?
A protractor!!!
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On October 5, 2009, land-lubber Tim M said:
Why did the baseball coach put the pirate in Center Field?
'Cause he had a cannon!! Arrrgh!
From: Baseball · Link hearrrre!
On September 20, 2009, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Arr, they say that pirates are real tough. So tough, that they don't ever cry! But...
That's not true. They do cry, but when they do, it's a private tear!
From: Mud Bay Jugglers at 2009 Portland Pirate Festival · Link hearrrre!
On March 14, 2009, the sea-bitten Burt Johnson said:
Do you know any pirate jokes?
Neither do "ayyyyyy!"
From: My mind · Link hearrrre!
On September 12, 2008, barnacle-bitten Ryan Huber said:
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
From: Original · Link hearrrre!
On March 9, 2008, seven-sea sailin' Pete Allegretta said:
Whats a pirate's favorite part of a birthday party?
Da-Balloons!
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On September 19, 2007, barnacle-bitten Jake Tran said:
Why do all pirates have eyepatches?
Chuck Norris.