On October 13, 2006, one-eyed Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite Oldsmobile model?
A Cutlass!
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Pirate One-Liners
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On October 6, 2006, the dreaded Davy Jones said:
What kind of laundry detergent do pirates like best?
Tide!
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On October 6, 2006, the sea-bitten Anonymous said:
What did the captain say to the crew on his 80th birthday?
I'mmmmmmm-Eighty!
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On October 5, 2006, the scurvy Capt' Bozo said:
Why don't pirates play sports?
There is no AYE in team!
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On October 2, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Bruin said:
How many pirates does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change the light bulb, and two to resuscitate the forth pirate who got his hook caught in the socket!
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On September 30, 2006, captain Bruin said:
What are pirates a part of?
Avast Conspiracy!
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On September 20, 2006, regular scallywag Gary D. Cannon said:
What's a pirate's favorite type of wine?
ChAAARRRRRRRdonay!
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On September 20, 2006, one-eyed Captain Greedle said:
What be a pirate's favorite way of listening to music?
He buys them on ayeTunes with his ayeMac and puts them on his ayePod!
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On September 19, 2006, captain A Kanzler said:
What does a pirate use to play drinking games?
Bar Nickles (barnacles)!
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On September 19, 2006, land-lubber Genevieve Atkerson said:
Why is pirating addictive?
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
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On September 19, 2006, the scurvy Joseph said:
What do pirates like to do in their free time?
Watch pirated DVD's, Arrrrgh!
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On September 19, 2006, one-eyed Matt said:
What sits on your shoulder and says "Pieces of nine! Pieces of nine!"?
A parrotty error!
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On September 11, 2006, the scurvy Maxwell Jack said:
What do you call a mathematically intelligent buccaneer?
A PI-rat (PI= 3.14)
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On September 8, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Gabbi said:
Why was fishing the pirate's favorite pastime?
Argh, because he was hooked!!
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On September 7, 2006, one-eyed Potty the Pirate said:
Why did the pirate cross the sea?
To get to the other tide!
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