On August 26, 2006, salty ol' Captain Corbin said:
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!
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Pirate One-Liners
Showing jokes 181–195 of 260 scurvy jokes.
On August 18, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Barbi said:
What does a pirate take for indigestion?
Yo ho ho and a bottle of Tums!
From: My twisted mind · Link hearrrre!
On August 17, 2006, scurvy dog Michele Mellott said:
What's the newest pirate exercise craze?
Pi-Rat-es (like pilates)!
From: Land locked Phoenix · Link hearrrre!
On August 17, 2006, salty ol' Claire Foster said:
What do you call a bird named jack?
Jack Sparrow!
From: South Pasadena, California · Link hearrrre!
On August 16, 2006, land-lubber Babette Undertow said:
Who's a Pirate's Spiritual leader?
Siddharrrrrrtha!
From: Rum soaked musings with Sir Charles · Link hearrrre!
On August 14, 2006, one-legged Scott said:
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
The captain was standing on the deck!
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On August 13, 2006, scurvy knave Ruth Goetz said:
What is a pirate's leg most afraid of?
Termites!
From: Original · Link hearrrre!
On August 3, 2006, barnacle-bitten Dean said:
What do you say to a pirate who cannot see out of his left eye?
Take off the patch ye scurvy pirate!
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On August 1, 2006, land-lubber Jeremy said:
Why did the pirate get his phone cut off?
Argh! Cos' he be makin' too many plank calls!
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On July 27, 2006, the sea-bitten Jim V. said:
Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
He had a killer left hook!
From: Inspired by a "Rhymes With Orange" comic · Link hearrrre!
On July 24, 2006, one-legged bob fats said:
Why couldn't the pirate go to the bathroom?
Because the poopdeck was full!
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On July 20, 2006, the sea-bitten LIVVE said:
What do you call a shaking pirate ship at the bottom of the ocean?
A nervous wreck!!!!
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On July 18, 2006, the scurvy Alex said:
Why is the pirate captain never worried about ripped sails?
He's never short on patches!
On July 15, 2006, the dreaded Mandi said:
What's a Pirate's favorite pasta?
MacARRRRrrrroni!
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On July 15, 2006, land-lubber Mandi said:
What's a Pirate's favorite cocktail?
A marrrggarita!
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