On February 11, 2009, one-legged Alsamer John Gross said:
What's a pirate's favorite part of a song?
The hook!
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Pirate One-Liners
Showing jokes 76–90 of 260 scurvy jokes.
On January 23, 2009, seven-sea sailin' Alex Fantastico said:
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!
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On January 10, 2009, one-eyed me said:
Who gets all their movies for free?
Pirates!
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On December 23, 2008, the sea-bitten robby said:
What did the 86 year old Pirate get for his birthday?
Arrrrrthitis!
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On December 2, 2008, scurvy knave Lucky Rocket said:
Why did the pirate send his hot dog back at Nathan's?
Because it was a salty dog!
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On November 5, 2008, salty ol' Chelle Webb said:
What do you call a stupid pirate?
The pillage idiot!
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On September 26, 2008, the grog-addicted Tessy said:
What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!
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On September 19, 2008, regular scallywag Eric said:
How do you know if a pirate is a handyman?
He has a peg-board leg!!
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On September 19, 2008, one-eyed Tom Marchant said:
Why aren't pirates allowed to surf the internet?
Because of "pirated" movies!
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On September 19, 2008, the most piratical Pam Halter aka Cap'n Ethel Kidd said:
What do ye say to a pirate with one leg?
Hop aboard, matey!
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On September 19, 2008, scurvy knave Drew Baldwin said:
What's a pirates favorite fruit?
Bananas, because they help prevent scurvy.
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On September 18, 2008, one-legged ppp said:
Why did the sea bed blush?
Because the sea weed!
On September 12, 2008, barnacle-bitten Ryan Huber said:
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
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On August 31, 2008, salty ol' Craig D said:
What is a pirate's favourite type of music?
Arr and B!
On August 19, 2008, one-legged pirate Pete said:
Why was the pirate's butt so big?
He kept stealing everyone's booty!
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