On May 21, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Kasey said:
What does a pirate with heartburn say?
Arrrr, me hearty!
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Pirate One-Liners
Showing jokes 136–150 of 260 scurvy jokes.
On April 21, 2007, scurvy dog Jack Sparrow said:
What's a pirate's favourite animal?
A scurvy dog!
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On April 16, 2007, scurvy knave Fly Borchetti said:
What did the pirate say when someone called him a name?
I know you ARRRrrrgh but what am 'aye?!
From: My warped mind · Link hearrrre!
On April 15, 2007, scurvy dog Dom said:
What is a pirate's favourite retail-based sitcom?
ARRRRRe You Being Served?
From: my poor sense of humour · Link hearrrre!
On April 11, 2007, salty ol' Parrot said:
What electronic music do pirates listen to?
Rum n' Bass!
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On April 3, 2007, one-eyed Tristan said:
What do you call a happy pirate?
A jolly roger!
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On March 26, 2007, barnacle-bitten Capt. B said:
How does a pirate with two hooks scratch his nose?
Verrrry Carefully! YARRR!!
From: Capt. B of the O'Hara Cache Crew · Link hearrrre!
On March 26, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Bruce Farrar said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a librarian?
Cap'n Book!
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On March 25, 2007, the dreaded Eve said:
What does a pirate say to his dog when it's time to go for a walk?
Arrrgh, it's time to walk the plank ye sea dog!
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On March 23, 2007, the grog-addicted Diane said:
What did the pirate use to clean his car?
ARRRRmorall!
From: Pirate Friend · Link hearrrre!
On March 15, 2007, barnacle-bitten gerry two patches said:
What do you call a pirate with no eye?
A prate!
From: ireland · Link hearrrre!
On March 14, 2007, salty ol' Long Jon Silver said:
What is a pirate's favorite cereal?
Cap'n Crunch!
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On March 10, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' cap'n corpsegrinder said:
What was the pirate's pet dog named?
Patches!
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On March 4, 2007, captain cpt gerry two patches said:
How would you recognise an Irish pirate?
He has a patch over both eyes!
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On March 3, 2007, one-eyed Elizabeth said:
What kind of fish always makes a pirate laugh?
A clownfish!