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On June 23, 2009, seven sea sailin' Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a pirate call his friends in the military?
"Arrrrrrrr me" maties!!!
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On June 21, 2009, salty ol' Arrrrtie said:
3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates.
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On June 16, 2009, the sea-bitten Captain "Cannon Balls" MacFadyen said:
Why do young pirates always fail when saying the alphabet in kindergarten?
Because their fathers insist that there are seven Cs!!!!
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On June 10, 2009, chumbucket lickin' Travis Bishop said:
What do pirates wear in the winter?

Long Johns!
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On June 9, 2009, the sea-bitten Pirate Diva said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop!!!!!!!
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