On May 12, 2006, the grog-addicted Sally said:
What are the two letters on a pirate's keyboard?
AYE and ARRRR.
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Pirate One-Liners
Showing jokes 211–225 of 260 scurvy jokes.
On May 11, 2006, one-legged Redruth, servant to Squire Trelawney said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with Santa Claus?
Yo ho ho ho!
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On May 11, 2006, barnacle-bitten Captain Karikas said:
What do pirates have in common with serial killers?
They both have pieces of eight lying about the house!
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On May 11, 2006, the grog-addicted Captain Karikas said:
Why do pirates always have a bar of soap tied to them?
So when they are shipwrecked they can wash themselves ashore!
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On May 1, 2006, the dreaded Rob S. said:
Why did the pirate father stop the car?
He went nuts when his son kept asking "ARRRRRRRRR we there yet?"
On April 30, 2006, the scurvy Muel said:
What did the 100 year old pirate say when he saw a ghost?
Arrrrr, me HEARTY!
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On April 28, 2006, one-legged DA Kommisssar said:
What do you call a good looking pirate girl?
Aye Candy!
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On April 9, 2006, one-legged Jeremy McCormick said:
Where do pirates put their stuff at the gym?
In Davey Jones' Locker.
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On March 15, 2006, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What's really a pirate's favorite letter?
P! Because it's an R, but it's missing a leg!
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On March 13, 2006, one-eyed Cap'n Ball said:
Why couldn't the pirate eat any more pizza?
Because of all the pieces he ate....
On March 12, 2006, the most piratical damo said:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Illsick.
Illsick who?
Who's there?
Illsick.
Illsick who?
Illsick ya in Davey Jones' locker if ya don't let me in!
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On March 8, 2006, the dreaded Robert Paul McMahon said:
How many pirates with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Want to steal loot.
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On February 28, 2006, regular scallywag Brennan Dewey said:
What does a pirate use to read his future?
Parrot Cards!
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On February 2, 2006, the dreaded Josh Keller said:
Why do pirates have hooks for hands?
Because they're s'curvy!
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On February 1, 2006, land-lubber Bruce said:
What's the pirate's wife's name?
Peggy!
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